Just saw an ad that said "How does candy club work?" YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT CANDY CLUB!
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My hips don't lie, but they do complain. Blue dot in a red pocket of a blue city in a red state.
My mother is 86 years old and in fantastic health. Her mind is fine and she’s recently taken up body building. She is really fucking it up for me. By the time I’m 86, I want to be biting people. But it looks like we just stay reasonable waaaay too long.
I’m not a woo woo person. But y’all, I read that rose quartz is good for inner peace. So I bought a bunch of them and they work! When someone disturbs my peace, I throw one at their head. Now I’m mellow.
Trump/GOP’s paramilitary force “ICE” has gone rogue, costing American tax payers BILLIONS of dollars in waste, loss of lives, & tearing apart communities! This is OUR MONEY as USA citizens that could be reducing Americans’ affordability crisis, $ that should be for healthcare, SNAP, schools etc.!!!
The rapist McGregor blew out his knee and Graham bit the dust. My schadenfreude is all itchy.
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
Just had a conversation with my husband that included me saying "No one should put pickle soup up their butt."
Got to work this morning and there was a new data center in my parking spot.
What goes through the collective mind of the entire democratic free world when they see someone driving a Tesla Cybertruck.
These just read like mob threats. But a weak mind. Like if Vito Corleone recovered from the heart attack in the garden but then got dementia.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 3mo agoTrump has spent the day angrily posting about Thomas Massie and Lauren Boebert due to their role in pushing for the release of the Epstein files. That says a whole lot. His latest post: "Is anyone interested in running against Weak Minded Lauren Boebert in Colorado’s Fourth Congressional District?"
I cancelled Paramount a while ago. I am missing out on cancelling them now. #FuckCBS #FuckParamount
Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 3mo agoTHANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra
I preemptively welcome our abyssal robot-using overlords.
Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦@deonandan.bsky.social · 3mo ago
I have an idea. Why don't we try Max Headroom for president for a while. Just a couple weeks or something.
This looks like Murial's and Eustice's house.
@fravery.bsky.social · 3mo agoAll houses are dark until the mother wakes up. - Kahil Gibran
I was wasn't a picky eater, but now that I'm old, I have food that I can eat or food that used to be food but is now lava for some reason. I trained for YEARS for the possibility floors made of lava. No one said a single fucking cucumber seed would one day have the same effect as chugging magma.
Yeah...I'm going to need you to go ahead and unleash hell... -Maximus Lumbergh
I have an uncle who has lived longer than he should. He's miserable. People around him are miserable. He will continue to be miserable until he shuffles off. And that will be good for everyone. I'm just saying.
"We may doze, but we never close" -my anxiety's mission statement
Today is national honesty day? When is national "tell me pretty lies" day? That day is a lot more fun. No lie.
Feel like I'm entering the phase in life where I can no longer afford to learn things the hard way.
Je Shen (Chinese Artist, born 1973) "Meditation", 2026. Oil on Canvas, 160 × 120 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
I wonder if Pete Hegseth will talk about my favorite part of the bible. The part where the spider catches a fly and then Zed shows up on Grace, his motorcycle.
62 MILLION VISITS to a "how to r*pe" site. Not since forever JUST IN FEBRUARY. WHAT THE FUCK MEN??????