He died doing what he loved: talking about being dead

Soundbar won’t connect to Bluetooth and I’m talking to customer support and they’re telling me I need to download new software and manually update it like mam’ I’m a faggot I have no idea how to do that

Yah so im actually a perfectionist so ive never had a typo (delusionally)

Excited to share that I’m finally old enough to put my vacuum in the closet instead of just leaving it out charging 24/7 (I’m 32)

Just marked all of my texts and emails unread sorry not sorry

I miss Sinner and Alcaraz in the finals at the US open 😭 I hate that today’s options are a domestic abuser or a maga supporter

At the age where if I don’t stretch and foam roll my back every morning I want to die

Does anyone else watch Jubilee debates? They need to let me on because the way I would dog walk some of these maga losers is insane. How are people actually this stupid?

I’ll s*ck you off but I draw the line at telling you anything about myself

Not me making an 11 page intro deck about how I think, engage, and lead teams to accompany my resume because this job market is TERRIBLE

I love having 300 different group chat combinations of the same 5 people constantly discussing daily life so if you messaged me and I didn’t see it SEND IT AGAIN.

What was everyone’s Disney princess because I know you fags emulated them more than their male counterparts

Another day of walking 10+ miles in my small ass apartment before 6pm because I am in fact insane

Me but it’s for an ethically sourced iced matcha latte with almond milk

j a k e@jakeismaking.bsky.social · 4d ago

would do unspeakable things for a nap

Does anyone else like getting stoned and scrolling back through their reposts on TikTok I’m SO funny

Real

Coming out as having a parasocial romantic relationship with Carlos Alvarez and Janikk Sinner

Will forever be mad at my parents for making me grow up in a racist, homophobic, WI farm town and repeatedly saying city people were stupid and pretentious

Central Park ily 💕💕

Bee@raisinbranddd.bsky.social · 2w ago

New York City, I am in you

New York City, I am in you

What if the next Spider-Man movie is just all of the past Spider-Man’s exploring each other’s bodies

Nobody talks about how easy it is to eat a whole block of cheese as a “snack” (I’m from Wisconsin)

I love having a guest room bc when I pack I can lay all of my clothes out over the course of multiple days I feel so spoiled

Wait who else is doing the great lock-in / winter arch

I legitimately cannot have a conversation with a baby boomer. They’re so condescending, ignorant, and hateful it’s insane

If would be really cool to fly one time and not have the cabin so cold you can barely use your hands

Spoiling my niece and nephew 🥰

Today’s airplane outfit 🚨

Guess the song that’s playing and you’ll win a (virtual) kiss

Thinking about her (plural) today 😔