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Jay did not kill Laura Palmer 🔞📚🍵🏳️‍⚧️☆♪

@ranma.bsky.social

She/Any/Ella/Elle, 22. ✍️ENG/ESP, learning PT/FR. Free all occupied lands. Dead nazis are good nazis. 18+ ONLY please!!! 🙏 will interact w/ occasional nsfw bc i do what i want, be warned https://ranma.straw.page

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 5h ago

why have this on my phone if I’m not gonna use it

Zohran:

TACT

AS OF MARCH 20, 66,000
HOLES FILLED
IN MAYOR MAMDANI'S POTHOLE BLITZ

"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 14h ago

I know it sucks, but Dems have got to be prepared to inherit a munitions-and-readiness hole that is going to be expensive to fill, but which will need to be filled. Hardly the only such hole, but it will be a big one.

kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 7h ago

Pause

Metin Seven (Moon Child's dad 🌝)@seven.eurosky.social · 11h ago

Bipolar dehumidifier.

A dehumidifier with an apparent smiling face at the front features an apparent scared face at the back, as seen in a mirror behind it.

VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 18h ago

Game: The Last of Us Console: PlayStation 3 Created by: KongFan2006 Uploaded on: August 2nd, 2016

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12h ago

those poor, splattered brains

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 7d ago

i think el-sayed winning the michigan senate primary will permanently break the brains that were being held together by string since mamdani

Nintendo of America @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 13h ago

$5 off all eShop titles for lesbians.

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13h ago

To be loved is to be changed.

Dragon, a scruffy grey stray, squints and hisses at the camera from a garage floor after being rescued. Large patches of fur are shaved away after he got beat up by other cats and he has lacerations all over his body. His eyes are squinty and crusty.

Dragon — a little more than 3 months later — looks much healthier. His face is calm and smiley with his beautiful green eyes open to the world. He is wearing a little green shirt with a teddy bear on it because it stops him from meowing in the middle of the night when he feels comfy and secure.

Jay did not kill Laura Palmer 🔞📚🍵🏳️‍⚧️☆♪@ranma.bsky.social · 15h ago

least favorite phrase of all time is people calling something "laughably bad". You weren't laughing, you just didn't like it. I know you didn't laugh because you would call it funny instead of "laughably bad". Shut the fuck up you dweeb

Ranma being lifted by her shirt with spiral eyes and tongue out

Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · yesterday

Kotaku@kotaku.com · yesterday

Well, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666

Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · yesterday

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · yesterday

K. Wroten 🍏@jukeboxcomix.bsky.social · yesterday

carolyn🐶☔️@wysteriasweater.bsky.social · yesterday

new topster means new pinned <3 #musicsky

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Jay did not kill Laura Palmer 🔞📚🍵🏳️‍⚧️☆♪@ranma.bsky.social · yesterday

buy the dip? don't mind if i do MM M MM MM MMMM

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2d ago

AI is a very useful tool

Al Overview
DSt +2
"Buying the dip" means purchasing an investment like Dean's French Onion Dip or stocks after a price drop. ® TD Bank +2

gage @doubledunked.bsky.social · 2d ago

☁️🚉💙

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · 2d ago

i have received a very important message

pov holding a glass bottle on the beach that contains a hotdog

@phillyinz.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nintendo of America @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.

🌿viktor aleksander🌿🌸patreon launch!🌸@nooskadraws.bsky.social · 2d ago

got some sneak peek photos of my beer can label! 🏳️‍⚧️💙🌸

Photo of someone holding a beer can. It has my illustration of the trans Birth of Venus on it.

Photo of someone holding a beer can. It has my illustration of the trans Birth of Venus on it. The beer is called Gender Fluid.

Jay did not kill Laura Palmer 🔞📚🍵🏳️‍⚧️☆♪@ranma.bsky.social · 2d ago

I miss when the cheapest looking advertising I saw in my city were bitmojis, I wanna go back

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 2d ago

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 2d ago

GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)