Alex Navarro
@alexnavarro.bsky.social
part of the new cruelty / current: exactly one third of nextlander / previously: giant bomb, harmonix, gamespot, screened
Rest in Peace Dory Funk Jr. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the damnedest professional wrestling matches I've ever seen. youtu.be/w8we-HFQJZo?...
Terry & Dory Funk Jr vs Abdullah The Butcher & Sheik 決勝戦 1979 12 13 Finals
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If you've ever wanted to hear me yap at length about Stallone's weirdest '80s action thriller, this is a podcast in which I do that! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
New episode - I discussed COBRA on @neverseenwhat.com podcast with @alexnavarro.bsky.social!
Pyro guy in Police Story 2 said fuck it let’s all die
i got too much fuckin wicker on me
i'm done looking at shit for a while
all sufficiently advanced wrestling companies eventually embrace the Insane Clown Posse
HOLY SHIT #AEWAdvance #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️
My only Myst story is that I played the parody game, Pyst, before I ever touched the thing it was parodying. I think I got it because it had John Goodman on the cover. I was very confused by the experience.
The Substitute also sits in this specific corner of right wing media but is way more of a traditional thriller despite being a movie about an ex-troop infiltrating a high school to beat up drug dealers. it is a normal movie in ways Cobra never gives much thought toward trying to be.
your Cobra is my The Substitute
I think it's unfair of Marvel to put out an actual Avengers trailer. What will all the accounts that have spent the last year generating fake AI clips of the movie do now that there's real footage? Did they even think of all those people's passive income streams?
My Third Space was an all-ages club/teen center that existed for years before I showed up, and still exists right now. I also played shows with my band in dozens of small venues, teen centers, random coffee shops, and other spots where kids congregated (and, sadly, are no longer in operation). So...
I ask as always: What were these mythical "third places that previous generations had available to them?" The whole idea of "third places" is just so much Camelot mythmaking.
They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news.
Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head
people talk a lot about pre/post-internet microgenerations but let me hear from all the others in my microgeneration, the “printing maps off Mapquest” microgeneration.
Can’t lie, the fact that y’all were driving with PAPER maps is insane. Even worse, you had to ask random strangers for directions??
He’s such a Chicago Pope that he’s even channeling Michael Mann cinema energy
This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.
Happy Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate
Oh, not hardly. It was really around the Bandcamp mess that I went from "I don't like this guy" to "I have intensely ill and inadvisable to verbalize feelings toward his mere continued presence in this industry", but I think it's good to acknowledge it out loud every once in a while. For my health.
Really? Just now? Today?
Patreon putting our logo on a billboard is continuing to pay unexpected dividends. Like getting the inadvertent Tim Heidecker boost.
people always ask this guy if the Minions could have worked for Hitler, but no one ever asks if the Minions would have worked for Hitler.
Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."