Andrew Johnson
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Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer. Successful pain in the ass. I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
If the Crew win the U.S. Open Cup and finish top 3 in Leagues Cup, they'll have two bids to CONCACAF Champions Cup. In such situations, the extra bid is awarded to Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami, which gets a bye through to the knockout rounds and two extra Designated Players. And a cookie.
Muppet Doctor Faustus. Stay with me here. Gonzo as Faustus. Rizzo as Wagner Fozzie as Mephistopheles
Chicago Fire Columbus Crew Austin, TX Real Salt Lake All the major American metro areas covered in the knockout round of Leagues Cup 2026, just like Dong drew it up. If you don’t love MLS, you don’t love sicko shit. Sad.
If hes cool and doesn't act like a choad im all for such a short term action. HOWEVER, that is not a long term fix. Its not really a short term fix because he has not been the level of great we need of late. But what do I know? #crew96
Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 5d ago🇻🇪 Sources: The Columbus Crew have signed former MLS MVP Josef Martinez. @michaelarace1.bksy.social 1st Martinez joins on a deal thru end of season with option to extend until next summer. Reunites with Laurent Courtois. With @felipecardenas.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/750...
The motto of the next Columbus Mayoral Race.
Breezy Bellizzi@glyph0.bsky.social · 7d agoNot so easy to find a mayor that doesn't suck shit, et cetera.
There's just something gut wrenching about a man who comes from the first Republic founded by ex-enslaved people to end up fucking shackled in 2026.
Yael Schacher@yaelschacher.bsky.social · last wk.So many immigrants I've interviewed break down about this. "Monsanto Maler was one of several Haitian immigrants who traveled from Springfield for a check in...after an ankle monitor was attached to him, Maler was seen collapsing to the ground and crying." www.springfieldnewssun.com/local/hundre...
Interesting that a team coached by a MLS number 10, some might say THE MLS Number 10, Pipa Higuaín is getting these kinds of numbers out of wingers. @joeclowery.bsky.social #crew96 #Capys
American Soccer Analysis@americansocceranalysis.com · last wk.MLSNP Goals Added (g+) and xG Leaders ⬇️ (as of: 2026-08-10) 🤖⚽️ | #mlsnp
Also... Who cares if people did have them? Keffiyehs are awesome. They help keep your neck dry in the heat. I wear one to my local soccer team's games because its festive and fashionable. Im not some villain, im a pudgy Latino that appreciates a scarf.
Hunter Walker@hunterw.bsky.social · 2w agoIn Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News.
Interesting how the world works. Milton Valenzuela abandoned Columbus and went to Switzerland. If he hadn't we probably never have the series of moves that results in Arfsten being used as a left wingback by Nancy. They dont end up making the sale to Middlesbrough. Just thinking aloud. #crew96
I really aught to consume more lamb. *This statement brought to you by me spending the entire morning daydreaming about the lamb sausage we had last night.
There is also the added benefit that all Columbus has to do get back at Pachuca for poisoning our boys a few years back is to serve them a single American salad. #Crew96
Nah. The video crew are going in to shoot footage for Jimmy Haslams new skateboarding YouTube channel. Hes going to do a hardflip off the table. #crew96
Jonathan Tannenwald@jtannenwald.bsky.social · 2w agoJust watched a video crew head for the conference room where the owners are meeting. A sign there might be a smoke machine back there...
How about 1000 mental health professionals or maybe nurses getting better pay so they stop leaving the hospitals to become traveling nurses so they can make a living.
Mike Fragassi@refrag.bsky.social · 2w agoAlexi Giannoulias says: one thousand more Chicago cops, and bring back ShotSpotter www.reddit.com/r/chicago/co...
Well first a honorable and well meaning candidate would need to come forward publicly and lay out a platform of positive reforms for #FIFA centered around cleaning up the corruption and dirty politics. Then they would need to start bribing enough FAs to get elected.
SuperheroDeuce@superherodeuce.bsky.social · 2w agoWe hoped Infantino would be the reformer when Blatter got ousted. What does true reform look like for that corrupt organization and how do they get there? 😑
Looks like the boys are back together in Middlesbrough. 🥹 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Up the COLUMBORO! ⚫️🟡 ➡️ 🔴⚪️ 👏👏🙌 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sincerely, your friends at Supporter Supply Co. www.supportersupply.co ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #Crew96 | #vamoscolumbus | #UTB | #MySuppco | @mfc.co.uk
Hank Hill Counts Money (King of the Hill)
ALT: Hank Hill Counts Money (King of the Hill)
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Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 2w ago🇺🇸🔴 BREAKING: Middlesbrough is finalizing a deal to sign USMNT wingback Max Arfsten from the Columbus Crew, per sources - Fee up to $7.5m (incl. add-ons) - Crew retain significant sell-on % - Arfsten expected to travel to complete move in coming days/week www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...
you know how corrupt you gotta be to be too corrupt for the fed that once let an executive expense a $6k/mo apartment for his cats
Luis Paez-Pumar@lpp.bsky.social · 3w agoInfantino has lost CONCACAF, time to pack it up, buddy: www.concacaf.com/competitions...
“Columbus Crew defenders Mohamed Farsi and Sean Zawadzki, and midfielder Max Arfsten will be fined for inciting and/or escalating a mass confrontation” Punch that, Valenzuela. #Crew96 #HellIsReal
FC Cincinnati's Gerardo Valenzuela suspended by MLS Disciplinary Committee | MLSSoccer.com
The MLS Disciplinary Committee has issued several rulings after Matchday 18 of the 2026 season.
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Why thank you. #crew96
Bobby Hill: Money Money Money
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Manuel Veth@manuelveth.bsky.social · 3w agoOf note, the Columbus Crew received 10% of the fee the Whitecaps earned from Middlesbrough per source. The Whitecaps will receive 10% should Middlesbrough sell Berhalter in the future.
I just realized that I didn't see anyone use this picture to its full comedic potential on Saturday. #crew96 family we must do better at using the wonderful pictures the team provides us to mock FCC, we're good but we can be great.
In my opinion an underappreciated aspect of the scuffle last night was how new players like Gomez were willing to engage in old fashioned fisticuffs over teammates they've only known 6 months or so. Great culture of devotion our Captain Zawadzki has fostered. #crew96 @michaelarace1.bsky.social
never get involved in a land war in Asia, and never go in against a Zawadzki when death is on the line.
On HellisReal Day Tom, really? This is why the doves cry man.
Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 3w ago🇧🇷 Sources: Columbus Crew pursued forward Brenner and made several offers on loan from Vasco da Gama... but deal not happening at the moment Vasco open to exit as Brenner would love a return to MLS. Brenner, 26, took a paycut to return to FC Cincinnati on loan last season. Had 6g/1a in 875 mins
The Blacklist: For Goodness Sake
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Alexander Abnos@anabnos.com · 3w agoThe Austin FC academy is under investigation by local police and the FBI for allegations of youth-on-youth sexual abuse among players. Reporting w/ @mlsist.bsky.social: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
