I'm getting real tired of "look at the ground" games. Which are games where you're constantly looking at the ground to find 1 gold coin hidden behind a crate in the corner or 1 healing potion under the bed.
Nathan Ranney
@ratcasket.itch.io
Game Developer. Made TYPECAST and Knight Club. Systems Designer @santamonicastudio.bsky.social
🎉Excited to announce I've adapted Party House from UFO 50 into a physical card game! 🎉 Teaser trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNF... Kickstarter prelaunch page (shared w/ a Baba is You game!): www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit... Brought to you by @bitewinggames.bsky.social More details soon! 🥳
Party House: The Deckbuilding Game — Teaser Trailer
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Learning to Unreal has been fun. Yeah that's DOOM textures and HEXEN characters and weapons and @andrewhulshult.bsky.social 's At Doom's Gate. So what?
Me: After the children are asleep I’ll have time and energy to achieve my hopes and dreams God, to my children, several seconds before I have the above thought: Listen well, young ones. You are the harbingers of the apocalypse. Seethe. Loathe. Burn with fury. Listen to no man and refuse bed time.
The next time I pick up an audio log and have to listen to a breathy scientist explain that their experiments are good actually I can't be held responsible for what I might do. whhyyhh dhhoess hhhhhhheeeveryonhhnneeee thalkh lhike thihissss
My favorite thing about UE5 is that, when you open an asset, you never know where its going to appear. Docked in the current window? A whole new window? A new window BEHIND all of your other windows? Nobody knows!
a bit of luck and a bit of guile isn't enough! you need a LOT of luck and need a medium amount of guile! qwantz.com/index.php?co...
You can just go online and say whatever you want. You can lie and get paid to do it.
I could be an art director. “Make this part look better. Make the colors better over here. You know more contrast.” It’s easy really.
It’s insane that every single article/post that is a list of things is now AI generated.
Frogger? Tch. Never did… but I loved her, kid. I really did.
Getting into a screaming match with a little Caesar’s employee because he won’t tell me how crazy the bread is. He doesn’t know. They won’t tell him, he says. Hard to measure without specialized equipment.
I need a level designer to help me figure out a new living room layout.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
@willk3d.com I’m playing Kiln with my son and this is one of the most fun multiplayer games I’ve ever played.
Yeah, I’ll update my jiras… IN HELL! *john woo style gunfight breaks out*
Bruce Willis is the hero, Gary Oldman is the villain, and they are both looking for the same rocks. They never meet or know about each other.
Lifelong sailor drives boat to Maine, then retires.
What if they made hotdogs wide and short. They should try that once or twice and see what’s up.
I’m eating a hot dog with a fork and knife to impress my in laws.
This got me thinking. You never go on the computer anymore. You’re always on it now. One day we goed on the computer for the last time.
when tech collapses we can go back to having fun on computer
People over the age of 50 love to say things like “can you get the pictures off my old computer?”
Tomb Raider 1 with tank controls is such a joy. I love this game man. The modern controls in the remaster trilogy is a pus spewing blood gutted sin against God.