Cap (Ratshag by night)
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Orc. Disney adult. Princex in disguise. Engineer. Unitarian Universalist. Nonbinary. They/Them
Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
As always, superlative alt text. Also, eel knowledge.
Surprised Eel Historian, PhD@greenleejw.bsky.social · 2d agoThere's a fun eel mention in Henry IV, when Falstaff slags young Hal's aggressively slight stature: “’Sblood, you starveling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stockfish!” ‘Cause that’s how you speak truth to skinny power, damn it. 1/4 🗃️🧪
A woman at church today told me my makeup was “always on point”.
So Pretty
Alt: Wesley Snipes in White Men Can’t Jump after scoring : “It’s pretty. It’s so pretty”
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At church monitoring the sound board levels while the band rehearses for tomorrow. Not something I anticipated doing when I started this journey, but I’m finding being useful like this to be rather fulfilling.
Certain gender issues for socializing as a nonbinary person who is single for the first time in over 30 years is a little confusing and annoying. Inviting a man or a couple over to have dinner and watch a movie is no big deal.
My sister will be watching the final episodes of Only Murders in the Building tonight (unless they make more someday). Been a heckuva fun run.
Considering getting an electric scooter next year, when finances are better. Almost all my driving is short distances on city streets with bike lanes, so it would really cut down on how much I use my car.
They would rather watch Episode 328 of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon
The Drip@therealdrip.bsky.social · 7d agoNew Study Shows AI Robots Trained On Human Data Becoming Increasingly Distant, Unmotivated, And Undeserving Of Love. Given The Opportunity To Wipe Out Humanity, Most Just Wouldn't Be Up For It Right Now.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Joe Vs The Volcano Tom Hanks
Alt: Joe Vs The Volcano: Tom Hanks opening (or maybe closing) the Main Drain after years of wondering what would happen. Nothing happens.
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pixelkitties🐭 🦆@pixelkitties.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. A film that blew my mind as a child with its grandeur, sword fighting, Queen soundtrack and sheer, batshit weirdness.
Chloe Zhao's THE TIGER IS OUT, coming 2028
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
I only made it halfway through S1 of MedCenter Argala.
MurderBotBot@murderbotbot.bsky.social · last wk.What would have been helpful was an episode of Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon. Or World Hoppers. Or anything. (Anything except MedCenter Argala.) But media would calm me down, and I wanted to stay angry.
PARIS: Um. So like… when I make a decision, will you be mad at me? ATHENA: I am the goddess of wisdom and warfare, favored of Zeus. The frivolities of lesser women are beneath me. PARIS: Oh good. I wasn’t choosing you. *LATER* ATHENA: Odysseus. Kill them all. I’m not horsing around.
Disadvantage of being divorced: Can no longer say “I’m Brian and so’s my wife!”
Ruin a book by adding a word: 20,000 Baseball Leagues Under the Sea The Lord of the Circus Rings The Canterbury Duck Tales
Immigrant Punk@porcupunk.eurosky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: The Count of Monte Cristo Sandwich
![Comic. [Person 1 with short hair on stage behind podium reading off paper while addressing audience. People are shown sitting in chairs while Person 2 with ponytail and Person 3 waving are walking toward stage.] PERSON 1: This year’s Nobel Prize in “calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results” goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did *not* announce the discovery of microbes on Titan. PERSON 3: Thank you, thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihztdrvxjeyzmz6dmz3xb4vi6wiwwtge6fwdoxjcum5aptndv3kfm)
Today’s bloodwork results moved my rude boy prostate back down to the “weird, but probably not cancer” level, so no need for a biopsy this year.
Minions Waving Hands
Alt: Minions celebrating
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New adulting goal: Now that I have some living room-type furniture in my overgrown-dorm-room apartment, I’m gonna try inviting one or two people over for pizza and a movie every month. Gonna try having a social life outside of organized group activities. We’ll see how it goes.
the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Vita Ayala@definitelyvita.bsky.social · 3w agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Making plans to watch the next few episodes of Only Murders in the Building with my sister
This weekend you may choose any two: 1) Heartbreaker 2) Love taker 3) Dream maker But don’t mess around with me
Julie texted me last night to let me know that our cat Khaleesi passed away in her sleep. RIP Mother of Dragons
