Razzle Bathbone
@razzlebathbone.bsky.social
Hell God Baby Damn No i make better music than you expect: soundcloud.com/trapdoorsman
I notice you’re engulfed. What in? Oh, flames? How original.
Ramses is the number one. His muscles are number one
Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 6d agoI know my heart, I have gained power over my heart, I have gained power over my two hands and arms, I have gained power over my feet, I have gained the power to do what pleaseth my Ka. (BDB)
PATCH NOTES 08/01/26 (v0.11.0283) NERFS Dodge Ram - Increased turning radius (23.1’ -> 28.8’) - Increased airbag time-to-deploy (26ms -> 700ms) - Changed windshield composition (safety glass -> 3” acrylic) - Cabin air now pressurized BUFFS Mazda MX-5 - Added noclip mode (hold gas+brake for 5s)
David Zipper@davidzipper.bsky.social · 5d agoWhich vehicles most endanger the drivers of other cars? Giant pickup trucks — and the Dodge Charger Source: www.iihs.org/news/detail/...
We don’t say “arrivederci” enough to stuff we throw in the trash
Boys go to Jupiter, Florida to get more Stupider, Florida
Been enduring the work week from hell and when i got this email from a company VP at 3AM it completely broke me
![From: Michael [redacted]
RE: [redacted]
Good morning from Dingle,](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3f4nho7sqokzf4jkhrltn7kz/bafkreigkt42jixixav6riuxq2srua3ryxzpwyjrtnfhrnlhdbl75musoqe)
That episode of the ‘02 Ghost in the Shell with the incel who trains his ai girlfriend’s personality on movies he likes and tries (clumsily, unsuccessfully) to extort the company that made her into continuing to support her model… Didn’t do much for me at the time but damn they really knew something
The two stupidest things about EBENEZER: The Origin Story are 1.) you already get the important parts of that in A Christmas Carol 2.) the only character arc he gets in his life also happens in A Christmas Carol so either this movie is just A Christmas Carol, or it’s 90 minutes of some shitty guy
I don’t care how big your Accept Cookies popup is. I aint clicking it. I will read your website one line at a time
If you have ever used, or sought out content generated by, suno, I think you do not have a soul anymore. You started out with one. Not sure what must have happened to you. Not my problem though
You are under arrest for Intent to Disparage a Business
Just passed by an ai generated sandwich board for a restaurant that announced WE ARE OPEEN!
Walking around the house going CYCLOSPORA in a Slipknot voice
It looks so cool... I'm getting hydrofomo...
Corel Gallery Clipart@clipart.bsky.social · 3w agoHYDROFO.BMF
You can’t speak to me like that! I’m Mister Customer!
The way dumb guys use the word "comedic" is like. It's just honestly really comedic though