I will be thinking about the very kind canvasser I accidentally told I was pro abortion bc I forgot the difference between yes & no on Prop A
I REALLY liked Jeremy Renner’s performance in Endgame Encore. I wish there was an app purposefully developed for me to talk about him more
Today I smoked meats for my friends, I drank many beers, and the USMNT won
How could Messi do this to Lawrence Kansas
Sick to my stomach that I missed my hometown’s (intentionally June) Faith and Family Fest :/
At the Charles Entertainment Cheese and fucking demolishing these baby ass high scores
tripped on my own words in a client presentation and ended up telling everyone “let’s take a pee”
I have no room to complain because we got a free extra bowl from a wrong chipotle order. But this mother fucker put no beans in his (mine now) bowl. Sick freak.
God surely did not create us in His image because why would he leave such a structural flaw as my mouth being able to handle spice but my asshole can’t
I hope my wife understands that my search history of shirtless buff men is actually 100% completely related to my job
Being forced at piss-point to accept stoicism and paying my taxes
how it feels going to work the day after a devastating loss for my favorite soccer team
“cmon bro give me 20 more dollars that’s it bro just 20 more dollars please”
KANSAS CITY ROYALS GENERAL MANAGER: did you get the mockups of the new City Connect uniform done? GRAPHIC DESIGNER: sure did boss, real fuckin bisexual just like you asked GM: what
Today is the day I spend all year training for. The peak of having married into a white family. Today is their annual chili cookoff. Today I feast.
In around 30 minutes, I'm going to begin streaming roughly 18-24 straight hours of Skyrim on Twitch. This post is going to serve as an explanation of what I'm doing, what the rules are, and what the purpose is. Link to my Twitch: www.twitch.tv/any_austin
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This is the 240p stream zone for your favorite video game youtuber Any Austin.
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My day doesn’t officially start until someone uses my name and the title card cuts in
Had a steak chimi sandwich for lunch today for anyone who was wondering. Salt & vinegar chips as my side.