Rude

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3w ago

Leo: You seem very comfortable being a recurring character wherever there’s a calamity taking place.

I'm morally opposed to violence so I will substitute a rubber chicken should you do such a dastardly deed.

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hitting the first person who puts me in a group chat with a hammer

The Empire is burning and I'm watching NHL with my kid and my friends' kids and loving that a bunch of 80s hippies & Punks and Art weirdos and Engineering dorks raised some solid, kind, sarcastic, kinda filthy-mouthed, folks who aren't going to let the motherfuckers win.The kids really are alright

In North Carolina I can wager on war crimes but it's illegal for me to put two dollars on Great White to win the Derby today.

Brian Murphy@murphsturph.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Think I've written this story each of the last three years. Yes, sports betting is legal in North Carolina. No, you can't bet on Saturday's Kentucky Derby. (CC: @lukedecock.bsky.social) www.wral.com/sports/sport...

Attention Governor Andy in Kentucky. There is no "reconciling" with these motherfuckers so change your tune or get the idea of being POTUS out of your head.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4mo ago

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

How do you get 2000 dead paratroopers?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo ago

Q: The Pentagon is supposedly dispatching 2,000 troops. How is that not boots on the ground? And you said we're not at war. How is that not an escalation of war in Iran? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I think it sends a signal to Iran that they better get their act together. Operation Epic Fury is almost done

Jezus fucking Christ

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo ago

Trump: "I'm requesting that the Republican senators do that immediately. Don't worry about going home for Easter. In fact, make this one for Jesus, okay?"

I feel like I'm only a flat-tire away from becoming William Foster. I hate feeling this way.

This just in: being a total piece of shit makes people not want to be in your presence.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5mo ago

HANNITY: “I left NYC because I would walk into restaurants and see disdain and disgust on people’s faces just because I was in the room.”

Every accusation is a confession with these fuckers

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo ago

Bessent: "The regime is in trouble. I said last week that they're in Hitler's bunker and Hitler is dead. Well I can tell you, as of this week, Himmer and Göring are dead too. All these rocket launches you see are the death throes of a dying regime."

This kind of shit is exactly why we need a moratorium on dudes deciding stuff.

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I'll admit it: I was genuinely a guy who, when murphy vs ncaa was decided, thought sports betting legalization would be basically fine and not cause any major problems and I was wrong about it.

Jesus would slap the shit outta the maker of those ads.

I just found 3 dozen unfrosted sugar cookies that I forgot I made. I also have a quart of frosting for them in the 'fridge. Y'all have fun with your Dry January and new fitness regime. I'll be over here eating sugary delights and washing them down with the good Bourbon.

The never-ending season

Effin' Birds@effinbirds.com · 7mo ago

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

Rest well, lovely fellow. Thanks.

Favorite sign, favorite young man (standing through the car's sunroof),and favorite Momma driving her son around our state Capitol to the delight of we the people as we took full advantage of our First Amendment rights. Well done, Team Raleigh. Next time, let's add some music. FDJT

"The Eagles are my favorite band after the Doors"

geoffrey@parsnip.bsky.social · last yr.

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help? "no no, don't get the chicken thighs, what you want is skinless chicken breast"

Youngest Son: "Is this Mötorhead?: Me: "it is." YS: "Thank god. You've been listening to far too much whiney-shit lately. Alt-Country is fine but it's important to Rock tf out on the eve of the revolution" Teach your children well.

I, too, am pro this.

Kelsey Atherton@atherton.bsky.social · last yr.

I think it's good that all the big names in conservative government are combining ill-fitting suits and loose ties with stunts where they wave around live power tools. I think they should do it more and in increasingly small venues, prefably so rural they're far from ambulances.

Mourn, protest, dance.

I'm with Jim

Jeff Storobinsky@jeffstorobinsky.bsky.social · 2y ago

To quote @jimacosta.bsky.social I will not give in to the lies. I will not give in to the fear. I will not normalize insanity. I will not ignore cruelty. Repost as he asked

Senator Thom Tillis is a loathsome pile of steaming offal.

Amy Siskind@amysiskind.com · 2y ago

Sen. Tillis assured Hegseth’s former sister-in-law her sworn statement could sway GOP senators to oppose his confirmation. Tillis cast the deciding yes vote, per WSJ. What a PoS!

This might be the best skeet of our times, and the comments are MARVELOUS.

zorak mamdani@toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 2y ago

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

I'm drinking Manhattans out of the Deco-glassware and eating peanut butter & Thai chilis on water crackers because I'm a grownup, and I do what I want. Most everything about being grown kinda sux, but this snack in front of a toasty fire is a fine respite from the fuckery. Find your joy, Friends.

In the wake of January 6, there was a thing January 6 researchers liked to say: the insurrection is ongoing. The response from many online was—oh, how droll, how arch, how emptily provocative. But we meant it. We were dead serious. Now we see that his pardons were part of a continued insurrection.

The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 2y ago

The most important part of Trump’s January 6 pardons isn’t specifically who is released from prison, but the meaning of the gesture: “Radical militias are free to act with impunity—as long as they’re loyal to Trump,” writes @alibreland.bsky.social. theatln.tc/HPRaVHMR

THE PEOPLE ARE NOT INVITED TO THE INAUGURAL TRANSFER OF POWER, BUT FOREIGN OLIGARCHS AND LITERAL NAZIS ARE AND MOST EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL Fuck

Listifications sends me a DM every time someone blocks me here. I'm up to 5, and I gotta say it chuffs me to no end.

NC is preparing to toss 60,000 votes from registered eligible voters because the GOP's candidate can't handle the fact that he lost his race for the State Supreme Court. My kid is on the list. He registered at 18, voted in '22, and voted this time at the BOE with a BOE-issued ID. The NCGOP is filth