Garfield has no strong feelings about Wednesday. Garfield is neutral towards Wednesday. Wednesday is not on Garfield's radar. Garfield disregards Wednesday. Wednesday will receive no notice from the orange cat that loves lasagna.

The grode less travelled

don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger

I was murdered in the Champagne wine region for calling them bönches of grapes

breaking out of my crystal prison and I'm doing just fine

The Joker, dumping hallucinogens into the Gotham City reservoir: Hahaha >:] Me: Dilution is not the solution to pollution The Joker:

My favorite part of seeing a new Spider-Man movie is loudly asking why didn't he turn off the dark when the credits roll

Sleepytime bear sealing himself in a dreamdozer

My large sons Jammo and Klup are demanding a full scale breakfast with mythical beast meat and cereal from unknown lands and I haven't even had my coffee yet

You have pod person energy

Hep unto others as they would hep unto you -Hep Jesus [Hep Jesus copyright 2026 @magichateball.org]

The hills are alive with the six of seven

Me, chuckling: They'll never get me to watch a youtube video essay Also me: furiously clicking on the 9 hour video titled "The Secret History (and Future) of David Byrne's Big Suit"

Dr. Wifeprov built the new cat tree and not only is it enormous, little Toast dominated the thing and kicked out both other cats

if that's your man why is he running around the tutorial zone struggling against level 1 mobs?

hell and naw to this and that

There's no internet like the internet

Dialing 1-900-MIX-A-LOT and expressing my heartfelt respect

the next version of atproto will introduce consequences for bad posts

enjoy some starb urst candied squares at a cinematheque near you

Jamiroquai: 🎵I'm going deeper underground🎵 Me: not deep enough, keep going Jamiroquai: 🎵ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵉᵉᵖᵉʳ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ🎵 Me: Now! Seal him in!

so what kinds of stuff do u guys like joking about

CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LINZER TORTE

A point proves itself eventually but it can be hurried along if you dress like a cowboy

I'm really branching out (getting all gnarled, covered with moss. A family of squirrels taking up residence in my noggin)

Quibi why have you forsaken us in our 10 minutes of need

Explaining handwriting to our newest hires

what’s up youtube this is the mcboingboing (i pogo stick into the drive thru line and my whole head smashes fully through the overhang and gets stuck and i just swing there clearly dead as a doornail. the line of cars proceeds as normal)

Thinking about Robert Z'Dar ordering at Sbarro's and smiling