I'm a novelist who writes music lyrics inspired by my novels, "hard-hitting," some say. Mark your calendars pls: Fri 8/7 BandCamp, music-artist-friendly app, will return all earnings on downloaded songs to the artists. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com

Lyricist Chris Bauer

Novelist, lyricist. Find Chris at chrisbauerauthor.net, on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky. Also Spotify, iTunes, YouTube, Amazon Music, Bandcamp, elsewhere.

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To be clear, American hero Dr. Fauci pled the fifth in order to protect himself from republicans using anything he says to produce propaganda against him, unlike the orange felon who pled the fifth 450 times because he’s guilty AF, but they were more than okay with that. Scumbags.

My lyrics, inspired by my novel CRADLE. A jumping off point for the novel; theme carries throughout, even through the NASA parts. Great blurbs & reviews. Video was also posted on Amazon book listing. No, not #adele, but thx for noticing. Written with her in mind. open.spotify.com/track/3fDBti...

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social Here's one from me and The Blurreds. (BTW it's a tie-in to a novel of mine, CRADLE, and one of seven songs on The Novels Album.) Thanks! open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer · single · 2026 · 1 songs

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Just released on Spotify. Memorializing the Epstein debacle in song. 38000 mentions. From me and The Blurreds. #music #TheByrds open.spotify.com/album/1eIW6N...

Blurred, Blurred, Blurred - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer · single · 2026 · 1 songs

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Here's "The Novels (music) Album." Novelist & "hard-hitting" lyricist, all me. Some good stuff here, he says, slightly biased. Needs help; shares welcome. Please? music.apple.com/us/artist/ch... open.spotify.com/artist/67cYT... music.youtube.com/playlist?lis... www.amazon.com/dp/B0H7NV681...

Chris Bauer

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Happy July 4th. Here's something America shouldn't be known for: assault-style weapons in the hands of civilians. open.spotify.com/album/4BCEAh...

AMERICA AS A GUN - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer · single · 2026 · 1 songs

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I abhor assault-style weapons in the hands of civilians. A protagonist in 2 of my novels, a female fugitive recovery agent, feels the same way. So me and The Blurreds pulled together some lyrics recently & cranked out this song abt it. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/americ... On Spotify, too.

America As A Gun, by Chris Bauer

track by Chris Bauer

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Here's a tie-in song for CRADLE, one of my novels. Find me here, iTunes, Amazon Music, BandCamp, and wherever finer downloadables are available. #musicsky open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer · single · 2026 · 1 songs

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As the destruction continues by a depraved, demented and delusional liar.

Pick this up. An outstanding, eerie ride.

LCW Allingham@lcwall.bsky.social · last mo.

Muse is available in hardcover now! shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...

Thanks,Governor Newsom......

Publication day. My short story "Tomo Terrific" is in here. 1950s SFO. www.amazon.com/Streets-Your...

Publication day. My short story "Tomo Terrific" is in here. 1950s SFO. See comments for a musicification of it. www.amazon.com/Streets-Your...

A reminder that this is out there. The Family Separation policy of the first DJT admin begot my novel CRADLE, A Maximum Risk Thriller, and lay the groundwork for "Agustina's Cradle." Proud of it, proud of the rest of my lyricist work. open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer · single · 2026 · 1 songs

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@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Epstein. Because I can. From me and The Blurreds. The Byrds aren't available. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/blurre...

Blurred, Blurred, Blurred, by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

track by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

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@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy Epstein. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/blurre...

Blurred, Blurred, Blurred, by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

track by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

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@hopeyy84.bsky.social FYI. Because I could. Apologies to The Byrds. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/blurre...

Blurred, Blurred, Blurred, by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

track by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

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The utter failure of this war - and the surrender document Trump just signed - was completely predictable. This war was unwinnable and that's why so many of us opposed it from the start.

Letting ’er rip with a new one. No apologies other than (maybe?) to The Byrds. To Roger McGuinn & Chris Hillman: If you hear it, you might like it. “Blurred, Blurred, Blurred.” Available on BandCamp only at this point. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/blurre...

Blurred, Blurred, Blurred, by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

track by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

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Another song I recently released. Some 50s Rock 'n' roll. A tie-in with my novel COBALT, A Maximum Risk Thriller, not nearly as light-hearted as the song. Available on Bandcamp but also on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, YouTube, elsewhere. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/cobalt...

Cobalt Can Rock 'N' Roll, by Chris Bauer

track by Chris Bauer

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Yep, a cross that I, too, must bear. Happy Birthday to me. DJT, you can suck it. I'm sure Mr. Bilston can put a rhyme to this, my sentiment to DJT, but he's way too classy & talented a gentleman to do so.Thanks, @brianbilston.bsky.social, you're the best.

Brian Bilston@brianbilston.bsky.social · 2mo ago

As ever, happy birthday to all June-14th-ers, except one.

AKA Chris Bauer, today, 1-3 pm, Doylestown, PA. Bonus free gift: You'll hear me rave abt my new music releases on Spotify, iTunes, Bandcamp, elsewhere, whether you want to hear about them or not. @baconbrothers.bsky.social @lcwall.bsky.social @tomsterling.bsky.social open.spotify.com/artist/67cYT...

Latest music single. Philo Trout, bareknuckle boxing champ. Takes its cues from the Blessid (spelled correctly) Trauma Crime Scene Cleaning Series of thrillers. Available here & at other fine downloading establishments. open.spotify.com/album/00J4rh...

His Blessed Trauma - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer · single · 2026 · 1 songs

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The Novels Album, available on Bandcamp now. Many of tracks also on Spotify, iTunes, elsewhere. Songs based on my novels. If you listen and you like, please show it/tell it somewhere. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/album/the-no...

The Novels Album, by Chris Bauer and The Blurreds

7 track album

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Newest music single out now. Tie-in to the novel I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS. Like the novel's protagonist, it's not pro-civilian ownership of AR-15s & other long guns. Bandcamp, Spotify, iTunes, Amazon, other downloading joints. Hard-hitting lyrics. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/americ...

America As A Gun, by Chris Bauer

track by Chris Bauer

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Why you can’t get through to a Trump supporter - Thought Stopping