A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
I'd say "Something for nothing" culture is getting paid £100,000 a year of public money, plus expenses, for a job that you then fail to turn up to for months on end
@sirpaintalot.bsky.social uses quite possibly the nicest feeling T-shirts for their merch. Genuinely incredibly comfortable.
Watched the first two Rambo films last night. First Blood is great aside from Crenna really smouldering inappropriately throughout. The second one is a complete piece of shit though.
AI is just a bizarre centipede of grifting idiots speaking into boxes like five year olds then the boxes speaking to each other in weird pretend “proper language” only for other grifting idiots to request it be turned back into words for five year olds.
Nice can of red grass spray you’ve bought there, for the village kid’s sports day. Be a shame if someone sprayed “Paedo” on an annoying neighbour’s front door as a joke.
I see a post about an extremely niche podcast, which I think will be a targeted appeal to a particular friend of mine. Go to tag them…I see you @eris.anarchogoth.rip
remember, if you buy this, you are directly funding a genocide against trans people. your dollars turn into weapons that kill some of the most vulnerable people on earth
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Officially Announced By Warner Bros.
It's official: a sequel to the hit Harry Potter RPG is coming
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The past tense of "goat" is "goatse" Don't believe? Do your own research
Don’t think I’ve ever actively engaged with AI beyond those phone apps that tweaked a photo to make it look like it had eldritch eyes and swirly bullshit from 2015.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 3w agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.
I’ve looked him up now. Still DGAF.
Rob🏴@reallybigbrick.bsky.social · last mo.It’s still happening.
Lou from Sick Of It All lost his battle with cancer. Fuck Everything.
Chris Hemsworth, Alan Ritchson, that sort of thing.
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · last mo.How does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?
Why am I getting push notifications from Amazon recommending me “Xxxtentacion shirts”? I don’t know who that is.
Needed to prioritise my YouTube viewing so finally set up a few channels with notifications so I know when there’s a video I want to watch right now. Less than a fortnight in and I’m hitting the notification, clicking through to profile then muting notifications like “fuck off, leave me alone”.
Breaking: UK's Worst Man unhappy with consequences of his own actions.
Can someone do a supercut of just Paul’s mouth noises whilst on the rides?
CheapShow@cheapshow.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis week’s is complete folly. Paul needs a break, a place to let off some steam and do something that will allow him to get rid of his frustration! His plan is to drag @e-loud.bsky.social onto 4 terrifying rollercoasters at Thorpe Park! Ep 494: Theme Parklife www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-494-theme...
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
If T wasn’t closer to my numbers, you’d be buying a cabin with me in rural Norway to live out our gloriously homosexual blackened doom dreams.
Hate Wanks: Attorney at Law at TFN2026@guyver3x.bsky.social · 2mo agoI'm annoyed I'm that much a tech bro or chud
I think I found the most @captstupidbeard.bsky.social record ever. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_Go...
Punk Goes 90s Vol. 2 - Wikipedia
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