McDonald’s now serves OJ in a sippy cup instead of a pop cup with a lid and straw. Well, guess whose tongue fits RIGHT in the juice hole?!
Danielle
@as-per-danielle.bsky.social
chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.
iPhone camera can’t capture it but the sky is a lovely purple from the smoke
This farro uses corn two ways: some left in kernels that stay lightly crunchy and sweet, and some blended with butter into a silky, lush sauce stirred in at the end, giving the dish a risotto-like decadence (but not heaviness). I can't wait for you to try it. smittenkitchen.com/2022/08/corn...
GUY WHO MADE AN UNFORTUNATE HIRING CHOICE: Welcome to Jack Daniel distillery. You'll work here in the barrel aging house. DONKEY KONG: *tugs at tie*
What the fuck. (She just got groomed and now she has raccoon hands)
A lot of people are so pompous as to assume that if I disagree with them it means I didn’t read or understand their comment.
The kids are out here getting looks mogged when they could be getting books mogged, is what I’m saying
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
A wildfire fanned by 115 kilometre per hour winds razed homes along the west side of British Columbia's Okanagan Lake, forcing many residents to escape to safety. The collapse of our one and only livable climate is accelerating!
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Took the dogs into Lowes to grab some shellac and the huge Halloween displays were out, including a house sized pumpkin skeleton guy who sways his arms at you and laughs loudly. The dogs were like "huh, okay, seems like a fun guy" but then we went to a pet store later & they were spooked by a lizard
bluesky peeps... Wild Ask My cousin is stuck in Golden, no gas, and no power in town due to wildfire. Can you help me find out if there are plans to close the highway to stop people from being stuck? I can take him fuel but I'd need to know if I'm just gonna find myself stuck with him.
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
Get in loser, where we’re going we don’t need roads
Damn... 300% higher yields for peppers 200% for tomatoes. 65% lower water use for jalapenos. #agsky #agrivoltaics ,🌱🌞🔌..
hoergen@hoergen.bsky.social · 4d ago*American farmers slid solar panels over 62,000 acres of farmland, and the biggest payoff had almost nothing to do with electricity* #Erneuerbare #Renewable #Solar #Photovoltaik energiesmedia.com/solar-panels…
It genuinely bothers me that people are treating clothing like party favours. “I’ll only wear it once and throw it away so I’m gonna buy it on temu/schein.” Maybe buy something that you will use again like 99% of people in history did.
Max Dubler 🏳️🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d agoI think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.
Y'all ever buy undies and take them out of the pack and be like, "Damn, they're HUGE!" Then put 'em on and fit perfect? 🙄
I was at my parents for dinner this week, discussing our family cruise next year. I said that I don’t wanna be in Florida any longer than I have to. My dad goes wait and walks inside. He comes out wearing a red hat like “this is how we will blend in” 🤣
I block a lot of people too if they’re being callous or assholes. I tend to reply to passive aggression with autistic honesty. Which makes them self destruct and run away bc they know deep down I’m right.
Yesterday someone posted about how Bluesky can’t take a joke without inserting something political. Someone replied with a joke, which someone else took seriously and posted a long passive aggressive reply. I pointed out that he was being that guy now.
This is really sick stuff. The president is a deeply addled, diseased man. To be the president of the United States and still require this even though everyone knows it’s a total ruse… Bone chilling levels of mental illness. We are not okay.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d agoTrump allegedly just won his 43rd Club Championship today at one of his courses.