At the fitba. 'Mon the Bairns

Caroline Poopass

46 today so this is how I take selfies now

I'm alive! And I'm drunk

Hi everybody!

Hi

Drunk (and stoned) man walking home

This the best cheer routine I've ever seen

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh my god I think I found the video.

Rod Liddle the kind of man who didn't wipe his arse cause it was too woke

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DICK

Currently wandering around paisley in the pishing rain while eldest daughter is in the hairdressers

Latest in my drunk man walking home series

I may or may not be drunk

Perhaps not

David Hill@realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ffs bedtime

Ffs bedtime

Fuck me. 2am. This is going to be an all-timer of a hate watch

With the fam in Tenerife.

Went to an optical illusion place in Tenerife.

Knocked out of the group stage on goal difference - the Scotland way

Nice turn of phrase by the referee there "cancel the goal is final decision"

Balloons burst already

HWFG. Shiteing masel noo

Starmer's legacy will be that he was the British PM who most resembled Billy Bear Ham

Has anyone checked on Otto English

Look at the father's day gift my eldest daughter made for me 🥲 She chose that pic cause she's raising the middle finger in it 🖕

Started to play a bit. Honestly after the start we had I'm happy with 1-0 at halftime

That was utter shite lads

Pre match treat as the nerves kick in

I'm very sorry to say England looked really good in that 2nd half.