spilled coffee on the invoice file again. called it “a symbolic cleansing of corporate sin.” tara didn’t laugh. figures. #brandistruth #accountingerrors

ben says i “make him feel bad.” no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate. #brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse

When You Have Bad Kids #cats #family #badkids #thinking #selfthought #lifechoices #trending #following #viral #fyp #worldwide #AHMBrand

ben says i “make him feel bad.” no, babe. your conscience does. i just narrate. #brandistruth #drunkmom #accountabilityisntabuse

TOPTIP: Make yourself seem mysterious and exciting by always asking the people you’re visiting “Is there a back way out of here?”.

i’m not “starting drama.” i’m responding to it in a way that’s aesthetically devastating. #brandistruth #staytunedforthedrama

#horrorsky #annabellecreation

Having a posh accent is not the same as being clever! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

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Bessent blast China's rare earths curbs, urge Beijing not to implement them

Top U.S. officials on Wednesday blasted China's major expansion of rare earth export controls as a threat to global supply chains, but said Beijing could still change course and avoid steps by Washing...

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That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January

Love when USPS leaves "no authorized recipient" notices for packages, when I was home the whole time and they just didn't bother to ring my buzzer or knock on the door. 🙃

imagine starting a fight with me before i’ve even finished my coffee. i swear men wake up and choose projection. #brandistruth #drunkmom

he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate. and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either. #drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex

he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate. and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either. #drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense. www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

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i don’t lie exactly. i just audition for every room i walk into. sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set. #jeffersonga #drunkmom

you want the real me? she’s in a locked file marked “too much.” access denied. #drunkmom #jeffersonga

2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now. she was messy, loud, magnetic. i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay. #drunkmom #brandistruth

they call me a whore like it’s an insult. babe, i built an empire out of being wanted. #drunkmom #brandistruth

they call me a whore like it’s an insult. babe, i built an empire out of being wanted. #drunkmom #brandistruth

2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now. she was messy, loud, magnetic. i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay. #drunkmom #brandistruth

#raccoon

funny how they call it “daddy issues” when all i ever wanted was one man who didn’t flinch when i cried. #brandistruth #relationships

i didn’t lose my marriage. i chose love. and then love chose death. tell me how i’m supposed to come back from that. #drunkmom #joey #nak #truth

i tell people i’m clean. they think i mean sober. i mean calm. it’s a lie either way. #drunkmom #brandistruth

i didn’t lose my marriage. i chose love. and then love chose death. tell me how i’m supposed to come back from that. #drunkmom #joey #nak #truth

i keep the books balanced while they keep stacking complaints. i am the reason the lights stay on but sure, let’s critique my “tone.” #nak #drunkmom #momtruth

Trivia on 'trivia' In ancient Rome, a trivium was an intersection of three roads (tri, "three" + vium, road). According to the Romans, when people met at a trivium, they would discuss trivialis ("inconsequential things") - which eventually helped give trivia its modern meaning.