Red Beard
@redbeardedbear.bsky.social
He/Him | Tattooed | D&D | X-Men | Rugby | Verse | Kinky | Single
Who says you can’t enjoy some cake on a Friday afternoon? 🍰😏
I’ll be in Chicago this weekend, anything fun I should do while I’m in town? Thinking of going to steamworks at least one night while I’m visiting!
If I had a nickel for every time a former rugby teammate from eight years ago, who doesn’t play anymore, told me this year they’d had a crush on me since we first met, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but
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Another sweaty tummy Tuesday, but this time it’s jocktober. ft. 🍰
Can’t wait for Sunday, here’s the terrain I have set up for this Sundays session. My players are going on a monster hunt to hunt down slimes touched by wild magic - inspired by Heliana’s Guide to Monster Hunting!
Happy hump day — have some sweaty cake, as a treat 😈🥵🍰
A boy I’m crushing on from Seattle is coming to visit and stay the weekend with me. I’m so freaking excited, but how am I supposed to focus on anything else the rest of this week?
I’m pretty sick, but just finished rewatching the Owl House again, and every time I never want it to end. It’s like a dream I don’t want to wake up from. I’m always so sad when it’s over, but I’ll just need to watch it again soon.
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I have rugby practice tomorrow, Critical Role campaign 4 starts, Digimon Story Time Stranger comes out, AND a new Taylor Swift album? Jesus what am I going to do? 😭
New table assembled in time for D&D tonight — and the down lights in my living room change color to match the scene.
Doing some prep for tonight’s D&D session — what’s a ghost ship mystery without a spooky little ghost encounter?
I really just need to get FUCKED. Like, badly. Hard. In an “eyes rolled back in my head; throat hoarse from begging for it harder and deeper” kind of way.
Had a match today. Played like garbage. I’m working out, I’m running, I’ve lost weight but I feel like I can’t keep up. I’ve been playing for 8 years and I love the game but damn, I feel like shit. I feel like I put in so much effort and it’s so frustrating. Maybe I can’t do this anymore.
My new toys from ToppedToys came in today. - Mare Maker 70 - Gape Keeper 65 Can’t wait to try them out 😈
Working from home universally means clothes are optional, right?
Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg, and I’ll slam into you and go down
Decided to reactivate my instagram after a 6 month break and I forgot how many posts include photos of me and my ex and now trying to go through and deleting them all is fucking annoying - mostly because the UI for deleting individual photos from posts is clunky and slow.
Repost if you’d take a ride… or two 😈
Do you ever have those days where you feel like “I don’t want to go to therapy to talk about my feelings” but then after it’s “wow I’m glad I went to therapy today to talk about my feelings”. I know it’s good for me but I just don’t want to do it
Home from rugby - I’m tired, dirty, and sweaty. Anyone wanna cuddle and give me a rub down? 😏😈