DumbDay #558 Looking for some to blame for every fear he feels and for problems he has caused. Yet another distraction campaign he hopes protects him from losing
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Don't juggle books by their covers!
Dumbday #556 The Comedy and the Tragedy of it all May his current, ridiculous attempts at political cleverness fail him because he is such an idiot
DumbDay #554 A Truthy Classic™️ About that 30% of die-hards who claim to still support him:
Dumbday #551 Always listening for their Master's commands.
Mitch McConnell’s Hometown Newspaper Publishes Scathing ‘Pre-Obituary’ of the ‘Not Yet Departed’. A Kentucky reporter who covered McConnell for decades argued that the 84-year-old senator is “every bit the detestable figure that” President Richard Nixon was. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
Mitch McConnell’s Hometown Newspaper Publishes Scathing ‘Pre-Obituary’ of the ‘Not Yet Departed’
A Kentucky reporter who covered McConnell for decades argued that the 84-year-old senator is “every bit the detestable figure that” President Richard Nixon was
yahoo.com
He has The Touch Even by doing nothing, even by not showing up, maybe even by just no longer being alive, he can obstruct in the Senate.
Dumbday #551 Always listening for their Master's commands.
Wednesday July 22nd update: MAGA Mike Johnson's House has left the building. The August recess has begun. Again, since Labor Day is Sept 7, add that first week to August. Like in 2025, that gives Congress the remainder of Sept to pass Budget. The House chose to pass a continuing resolution 1/
TheKingOfPies@regalpastry.bsky.social · 3w agoDumbday #549 (Dumbnighttime edition) Is The House In Session? with MAGA Mike Answer: Yes But probably only until Thursday or Friday. Because after their 2 week 4th of July vacay, they get another six weeks off! And, a heads up: Congress will be mostly closed in October for campaigning.
Vintage July Sketchery, from the vintage of 2018 In the bottom right hand corner is an illegible word. It is RANDOM.
Dumbday #549 (Dumbnighttime edition) Is The House In Session? with MAGA Mike Answer: Yes But probably only until Thursday or Friday. Because after their 2 week 4th of July vacay, they get another six weeks off! And, a heads up: Congress will be mostly closed in October for campaigning.
Gotta admit, I really was expecting the trophy the winner got to be a giant cup. The Stanley Cup is a cup Cups are time-honored awards (for some reason) Why turn it into a giant ball with hands on it? In fütbol/ soccer only goalies get to use hands. Now if it were hands on a cup that would be 1/
Everytime I hear about this replacement for Lindsey Graham, it seems like Trump adds her being the replacement "honors the memory" of her brother. Then it dawned on me that if you can blackmail one family member then you could use to same info to "honor" the deceased. www.axios.com/2026/07/17/t...
Trump backs Lindsey Graham's sister in Senate special election
Nordone has not publicly confirmed plans to run, but Trump's endorsement will vault her ahead of other GOP candidates.
axios.com
DumbDay #544 We now must realize when he gets mad at someone, he wants them to pay him. When people delight him, he wants them to pay him. Old man just wants everyone else's $ so he can gamble with it.
If this one fails, I suggest that Prime Minister Optimus Prime take over and lead by loudly honking his horn
Ol' Man Sketchin' Ol' Man Sketchin' He keeps a sketchin' on (Old sketches from a July past)
DumbDay #544 We now must realize when he gets mad at someone, he wants them to pay him. When people delight him, he wants them to pay him. Old man just wants everyone else's $ so he can gamble with it.
Well, about that "tougher than Heathcliff...!" Even those among the toughest can meet crazy, wilder tough characters #altgarf #scarfield
Everytime I hear about this replacement for Lindsey Graham, it seems like Trump adds her being the replacement "honors the memory" of her brother. Then it dawned on me that if you can blackmail one family member then you could use to same info to "honor" the deceased. www.axios.com/2026/07/17/t...
Trump backs Lindsey Graham's sister in Senate special election
Nordone has not publicly confirmed plans to run, but Trump's endorsement will vault her ahead of other GOP candidates.
axios.com
Gotta admit that was sharp writing. It was so sharp, I didn't recognize it as MY reply. Then I realized it was with that cartoon: Rubio in a High Chair (2022) To add a more recent rendering if the Ol' Boy- Formerly-Known-As-L'il Marco, voila: Former Golden Boy Stands In Oval Office Opulance (2026)
TheKingOfPies@regalpastry.bsky.social · 6mo agoMarco glossing over his heredity; a region and an island nation's founding; how a large percentage of people came to this land is a cringe-inducing rewrite. Admit that things are not perfect, but say so diplomatically, Marco.
Good. Earlier in the week, I heard that there was gonna be another CPac Overseas shin(kicking)dig Glad to hear it probably wasn't successful. Start the week off the right way, World: shun right-wing nutjobs and their kooky, deplorable ideas!
Cartoons From Iffland@edmundiffland.bsky.social · 3w ago
Dumbday #543 Title of his next book: Cheaters Always Prosper: How to Beat The Man By Becoming The Man And Getting Richer By Constantly Cheating
DumbDay #411 The 411: Trump wants to rewrite the rules on who gets to vote. At a minimum, the changes will disenfranchise voters even if they have voted for decades. Then there is the poll tax aspect which is due to people likely needing to pay for proper paperwork to prove citizenship
#altgarf The first one and the worst one to ever affiliate himself with other orange cats: Scarfield! (Sorry, Healthcliff! He is tougher)
All of those immigration detention centers sound horrible The despicable one that Ron "White Boots" DeSantis set up to detain people* is now closed. That is good but where do people go? (*perhaps guilty of civil offense and expected to crack and beg to be released so they can "self-deport")** 1/
About the acting AG who faced confirmation hearings: as this article states, he blurted out that he's Trump's lawyer He is so loyal to one man that he forgot about the United States This two post thread is a reminder that when tables are turned, GOP wants independent AGs slate.com/news-and-pol...
Trump’s AG Nominee, Trying to Distance Himself From the President, Blurts Out: “I’m His Lawyer”
Todd Blanche is trying to get confirmed. This won’t help.
slate.com
TheKingOfPies@regalpastry.bsky.social · 2mo agoDumbDay #501 Another Both Sides News update on personnel change that seems more for personal reasons rather than public ones. That is, unless the public reason is for us not to know stuff or to not have a proper AG
Dumbday #541 New options for supervillain names dropped: The Beady-Eyed Bedazzler The Gilded Trumple Goldgrifter The Golden Goblin King Madass
1/2 Calling it now! This partial shot of a yellow helicopter from the upcoming Spider-Man movie can only mean one thing:
