small misses fernando & alkaline
@relativelysmall.bsky.social
always sad. as old as philza. i have a child, smaller. tired uni student. apparently a teacher. she/her.
I now have a security camera pointing towards my shed.
small misses fernando & alkaline@relativelysmall.bsky.social · last mo.I have a small garden shed in my backyard. Someone left their pants in there. They used rope as a belt, so I hope they got new pants & aren't just walking around pantless because it's cold.
I have a small garden shed in my backyard. Someone left their pants in there. They used rope as a belt, so I hope they got new pants & aren't just walking around pantless because it's cold.
Something approaches... we must be ready. We must prepare. We need more help.... Algo se acerca... debemos estar listxs. Debemos prepararnos. Necesitamos más ayuda.... #oneofusglobal #oneofus #nonprofit #charity #philanthropy
Why did Phil give me a nickname lol. I'm so used to being full named when talking about my sub. 50 month sub!!! www.twitch.tv/philza/clip/...
Philza - my sub, short named
Watch Philza's clip titled "my sub, short named"
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Smaller made me squish toys of my 3 favourite things. Fernando, Alkaline & coke.
Fernando didn't knock my drink off the cupboard. Good boy.
I have 4 weeks of medication to take to see if my ocular migraines go away. If not, I'm off for a ct scan. I've also completely lost my voice. My health is in shambles lol. Guess thats what happens when you get closer to 40 lol
My boys are home together <3 I miss them
RIP pc. You served me well. Free upgrade time. Buy the warranty. Thank you past small.
Happy 48 months Technoblade :)
Goodnight sweet boy, Alkaline. Thank you for being mine & Smallers best mate.
Our contributors are working to fill those lovely prompts you sent us. While we'll have to wait until June 1st for the results, we did want to take this moment to share our tally. An amazing $957 for research into Sarcoma and $434 for our charities focused on immigrant rights!
Had a day with the staff to connect. We had to write encouragement letters to others. I got 1 & my name was spelt wrong. I don't think I've made connections. I'm gonna go plant myself in a garden somewher. Maybe I'll connect with a carrot friend.
I took Floof for a walk today, wearing my awesome Technoblade jacket. I was overtaken at some point by a couple of high school students. As they passed me, they each said "Technoblade never dies!". I gave them a thumbs up and a "right on." The legend lives on.
Life feels really heavy at the moment. Can you tell me the best thing that's happened to you lately? I wanna celebrate your success & excitement!
Caring for neighbourhood strays is stressful. They go missing for part of a day & my mind is going to THE WORST! I need to keep them safe, fed & healthy, but that requires more money than I have :(
Finally had kimchi by itself... why did I wait so long. It's so delicious!!
I have triangular prism'ed Technoblade.
Why is my phone showing me 2 different time?
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Doctor: you're anaemic, take iron tablets. Me: *takes 1 iron tablet and gets the symptoms of headache, nausea, insomnia, blurry vision.* "Oh yes, these are so good for me, yummy yummy."
I survived yesterday. That is all.
Herald Sun tell me I'm owed limes when I go on school camps. How many limes does a house cost?
