Relly Annett-Baker

@rellyab.bsky.social

content strategy and stupid jokes

Flav going so hard for women’s sports is a highlight of the last couple of years. He’s found the golden ticket: invest in women, show up for them, praise their skills not their looks, and they will absolutely escort you round Vegas, king.

Having had a break in the NaNoWriMo went weird years, I’m doing it again this year (and check out Nano2.org!). If anyone would like to be novel drafting buddies in November, hi hi hi! If you’ve never done NaNo but would like to, this us the perfect time to plan a scanty outline and dive in Nov 1!

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

On this day in 2022, a fat faced tabby was caught in a trap. Scared, hungry, and sick with pneumonia, he spent some time in the ICU. The rest is history, but I like to consider today, his shelter intake date, Fishtopher's "birthday."

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, looking up at the camera with a relaxed expression.An old photo of Fishtopher from his shelter days. He looks downwards, and a little sad

I have played through Dietrich and his girlypops, Cai, Cai’s girlfriend and Cai’s girlfriend’s boyfriend, and I’m halfway through Leda and her thirsty weirdos. Every route is weirder than the last and so I fully look forward to ‘Dora and the men tempted to read being fully unhinged. #FortunesWeave

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points