There’s really only one thing Trump can do if he truly wants to win the media cycle tonight.
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Zuckerberg, shivering, attempting cheery confidence, asking Muse “So, what’s the move?” for the fourth consecutive time
me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
This is incredible. These results are from a +17 diarrhea county.
ELECTION RESULTS: Morgork, The Bringer of Plague - 9%; Sharon - 90% FOX NEWS HOST RIFLE GUNTHERSON: Look, we expected Sharon to win but this is just crazy. Morgork brings plenty to the table. I’m not sure the President is going to accept these results.
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
Haley Stevens (Irish accent now for some reason): And the Michiganders of Michigan, they're gonna fight for their right to be fought for, and, and and and and (one eye spontaneously turns green)
The city of Tokyo just introduced posters designed to scare crows away from trash areas and I need all of them in my home
her voice reminds me of an old relationship i had where we would constantly do bits/weird voices/characters at each other in attempt to ruin sex by making the other person laugh and/or uncomfortable
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and behold a jinglehorse; and his name that sat upon him was yuletide, and gay followed with him.
Parents, make sure you're careful this Halloween! Inside this chocolate bar someone had hidden a 1533 seal from the Franciscan Friars of Aylesbury depicting St Francis preaching to the birds.
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
Name: Terrible Rat Man Age: 37 Height: Rat Height Sex: Male Turn Ons: Hot babes, sexy women, voluptuous honeys, good lookin chicks Turn Offs: Personal Hygiene, equality
“Dick Institute: not too busy” has finally beaten “for sale: baby shoes, never worn”
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.
