reni 🦌

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reckon i'd have fun if i got caught in a whirlpool, just going round and round like WHEEEEEE as if on a merry go round WHEEEE blub blub WHEEEEEEE FASTER FASTER

my head feels like it's splitting in two and my joints are super ouch so i checked the weather app and... NO, SHIT! IT'S GOING TO RAIN SOON? BITCH, I ALREADY KNEW

sprinkling a lil' monday magic: DID YOU KNOW you do not have to suffer seeing the discover tab? pin feeds you do want, unpin and delete feeds you don't want 👉🏾 settings 👉🏾 content and media 👉🏾 manage saved feeds

screenshot of my 
-- pinned feeds
- following
- popular with friends 
- for you

-- saved feeds 
- discover 
- bluesky team

listening to famous singers headline a pride festival exactly as they intended: several streets away in my home on top of a hill, and so muffled that i can't actually tell who is performing

we are so close to 'the odyssey having a camera crew on the ship is actually not historically accurate' discourse, i can feel it

took my shoes off at a bus stop, left them next to my bag, thought i saw someone i knew so i walked over to them, turns out not who i thought it was, came back and my shoes were gone? bag still there but my shoes had gone??? oh this happened in my dream last night btw

you can't keep saying you're thirsty and then not drink (this is not deep, two cold beverages within arm's reach that i keep forgetting about)

spotify ad currently running about a history podcast that's not like other history podcasts because they don't go on about "dusty dates" and i'd argue that the date of WHEN something happened is quite an important bit when talking about HISTORY???

no. NO. i will never unclench my jaw! you are just jealous of my powerful mandible! for every "gentle reminder" i read, i will clench my jaw even harder!!!

"the DJ's what? the DJ's what though?" i frantically scream, as the paramedics secure the last buckle of a straightjacket, before carrying me into an ambulance

a multicoloured poster for a club night that reads "MUSIC DJ'S EVENTS BEER AND PIZZA"

if you're a male colleague, i shouldn't be seeing your bare flesh below the knee! ban shorts and sandals in the office! how am i to take you seriously when i have seen your unclothed calves? your naked ankles? and please why are you wiggling your toes in this meeting

turns out singing karaoke with pals until your voice breaks and then powering through to sing as what could only described a mix of will shatner and dr. frank-n-furter will really be a balm for the soul

watching shrinking season 3 and i know i've said this every season but i can't hold back the thought! actors from how i met your mother! actors from scrubs! actors from ugly betty! actors from desperate housewives! music by the guy who did the music for bake off! when worlds of channel 4 collide!!!