Renzo & Knuckles
@renzoknuckles.bsky.social
polydactyl cat (knuckles) and his boy (renzo) // he/they twitch.tv/renzoandknuckles https://sendou.ink/u/renzo
LIKE❤️ and SHARE🔁 if you didn’t get any sleep because you tried and FAILED❌ to catch a BAT🦇 that had entered your HOME🏠 while wearing a full body coverage Don’t Touch Me🙅suit comprised PARTIALLY🌗 of a hoodie with SA2 Sonic🦔 on it with the text “Always Pee After Sex”💯 at FOUR 4️⃣ in the MORNING!
LIKE❤️ and SHARE🔁 if you didn’t get any sleep because you tried and FAILED❌ to catch a BAT🦇 that had entered your HOME🏠 while wearing a full body coverage Don’t Touch Me🙅suit comprised PARTIALLY🌗 of a hoodie with SA2 Sonic🦔 on it with the text “Always Pee After Sex”💯 at FOUR 4️⃣ in the MORNING!
for the record. when I play 52, it’s very cool, skillful, and correct, because I know how to treat that funky water jug right. no nerf in the world will make you not hate playing my 52. but when. scoffs. YOU. play it. it’s wrong, and also cringe. you will not survive the patch notes. #highdivsplato
11 Ft 8 Bridge’s OFFICIAL team-approved review of Splatoon Raiders is HERE! In @renzoknuckles.bsky.social’s own words: “Score: ZERO out of 11 Feet. Nothing more than a 15-hour sub-strafing tutorial. No 52 Gal in it, so it’s IMPOSSIBLE to beat this without calling for help.” #highdivsplatoon
there’s not a single game out there that wouldn’t be improved by including The Gender Coffin
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 3w ago
I have to say, it was a bold choice by Nintendo to force the Mechanic to euthanize Big Man three hours into the game, but I don’t know if I liked that they replaced him with Pearl’s long lost twin brother, Paul #splatoonraidersspoilers #real #confirmed
we were in the posting trenches of the invisionfree forum wars of the late 2000s on the Wii Internet Channel you don’t ask questions about the equipment you’re issued when you know your duty is to make fun of a guy you know for buying a 600 dollar PS3 (no games)
Chara@prochara.bsky.social · 3w agoThe wii keyboard
I would say Dragonball Evolution (2009) but I don’t know if it counts spiritually because we knew what we were in for and we actively wanted it to be bad, and had a good time as a result It’s waaaay worse when you have positive (or no) expectations and it’s awful
Defector@defector.com · 4w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
call me a lonely basketball child the way I need air, bud!!!! is that anything. yea it’s about the smoke
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
Reading the news! Even though it’s hard these days. Scary things are happening constantly. The people I love are under attack. I’m trying to stay positive! No matter what. People on the whole are nicer, better than you’d think from the news. I know! Stay safe. Sincerely, Renzo
[guy who got too into competitive games, catching up on current events] wow we're really in a dumb asshole meta
in a world…… where my head huwt….. and im vewry sweepy………. one Renzo… stands alone.. VERY brave… at the END of the work day coming this summer, Not 4 Profit this time, and most times, payback’s in-kind
US announcer pleading with the audience to keep watching “if you’ve enjoyed what you’ve seen here it doesn’t have to be the last soccer you watch for another 4 years” True! You can actually watch good teams after this, instead
say what you will about everything surrounding the US MNT, but I think we can agree— “I believe that we will win” is a really funny chant for a team that has never given you a reason to believe that they will win
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
gorilla statue in a NeonZone front to back, we love gorilla statue
Not here physically but here just enough to troll a little
11 ft 8 Bridge@11ft8.ink · 2mo ago⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ We need sub players for 2 months this summer while our brushfreak Hax is away! If 🫵YOU are interested in playing with 👉US👈 during June, July or August, fill out our form 👇BELOW. Further details on the form-- read it, or else! I mean it! forms.gle/K7cqpHzagzqr... #compsplatoon
Big challenges attempts the jilthy jum came 1st in silver bracket of Bottom of the Barrel! Brine: the jilthy smokescreen Tensui: the jilthy chocolate egg Noxi: the jilthy second beer Dynaman: the jilthy dynaspot Alice: the jilthy cuck chair
I swapped from squelchers to orange zap half-way through and played it exactly like 52, fwiw opening gambit and everything. yep. uh huh. no, nothing you say will stop me from running gambit
11 ft 8 Bridge@11ft8.ink · 2mo agoWe made 3rd (Silver) in Bottom of the Barrel! Splatanas are evil omg Agaric - shot a zooka in the lobby for a fix Tessa - dart canceled a splashdown Shark - "Ag how does it feel that NONE of these matches go towards 10 star crem tent" Renzo - EVERYONE PUMMEL RENZO WITH HAMMERS #compsplatoon
