Is the donkey's last name really Fromshrek or are you guys messing with me
Venis Bonewood
@repugnantson.bsky.social
This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
Had a dream that I was a guy who liked to rub broken glass all over himself and sat in it and had to spit out mouthfuls of it to talk to people and then realized you didn't need to do that and it was a big relief
Thought my doctor would have a funny reaction if I told him I just let my dick and balls hang in the toilet water when I take a shit but he couldn't give any less of a shit
Another day where I have to hear everyone talk about how Will Stancil is whining about how everyone is mean to him again.
i kill people. its not fun for me, but you have to tell me about the chicken salad. i'd love to hear more.
libs love quoting posts and every response to them trying to get their followers to harass you until they realize their feed has become a wall of you owning them and they give up and block you because everyone that follows them is too busy posting ai pictures of Donald Trump as a pig
I've saved hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars by being too stubborn to buy new disposable razors and rubbing them against denim for years
After putting up with months of bullshit.... they're finally getting along 😩
The hot babe at work tells me she's horny and wants me to come over on the same day I get my dick stuck in a Pepsi can. Great, just great
Spiders are the perfect source of nutrition that's why there's no trace of the 100 you eat in your sleep every night when you take a shit. Your body uses it all
A hoard of finch has put an end to the petty squabble of the mockingbird and crow. The bird situation in the publix parking lot is out of control
Antz and A Bug's Life have the same rottentomatoes score
A guy like Goku would never be allowed to exist in the real world
The pudhog rises from the sea as was foretold in the book of revelations
I hope I get banned for saying the dumbass with the dog pfp and 24 followers whining about bikes hasn't been hit in the head with a 2x4 enough