Turns out, three fiber gummies and some coffee really clears you out.

"Greetings and Welcome, Welcome to Papa's House"

Memoria@memoriamatters.bsky.social · last mo.

world's most normal guy

I do not understand why people share stupid takes from their replies. If it sucks don't show me. It's like stepping in a dog turd and bringing it in the house so I can step in it too.

Trials, tribulations, and a big fat ass

Giving a little animal a nice life is the point of living I think!!

May I introduce… MY chicken soup martini

Buffaloho@loho.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ok so like chicken soup martini right? It’s happening in my home. The mirepoix infused gin has infused… it’s only a matter of time…

They made me a woim again

They made me a woim

I pulled the co-founder of Wikipedia from Wikigacha, that's gotta be like a foil charizard, right? 🟨[UR] Jimmy Wales ATK 9733 / DEF 11449 wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha

I used youraislopbores.me to "generate" a pic of my d&d charcter and it came out better than I ever could have hoped. A doodle scribbled out by a stranger as a joke beats any AI bullcrap

I’m like if Eeyore served cunt

This is all I got so far

Stimming in the walmart checkout line by making them things clap

don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social · 7mo ago

pawg stands for phat autistic white girl now

I would compromise all of my morals to possess this

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)

The Bust Your Ass 3000

Wendy O'Rourke@wendyo.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Indoor Circle Swing by Iwona Kosicka Design, Poland

Workin' on the logo for my hot dog cart.

Expanding Marta would be a better solution but that wouldn't make money for a bunch of assholes. So who's to say what the better idea is

Urbanize Atlanta@urbanizeatl.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Atlanta’s age of the electric minibus is almost here, according to AV provider Beep and partners

Putting a "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker on my CPAP

Alex Plante 🐀👑@aplante.com · 9mo ago

Gilbert #art

I started taking these meds to help with focus, but I didn't realize how many things I just don't give a shit about.

Hell yeah

Python Software Foundation@python.org · 9mo ago

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

Very tired of people qualifying AI criticism by saying "It has it's uses but..." Something having utility does not mean it is worth it. An electric knife "has it's uses" but it's still stupid. There are other simpler things that do the job better.

It's so hard to tell someone that you aren't going to check out a show they love. I'm sure it's great! I believe you! But I have limited time on this earth and I plan to spend it rewatching Slow Horses again and again.

Hell yeah

Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

This is such great news for me specifically. I cannot wait for this

Comicsbeat@comicsbeat.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Award winning cartoonists Caroline Cash (Pee Pee Poo Poo) will take over the Nancy comics strip in 2026, as Olivia Jaimes leaves

One thing about working in an office: People say happy friday, and I get it, it's the freakin weekend. But somehow, it has spread to everyday. Someone wished me a happy tuesday this week, unhinged behavior

I'm so tired of every person I work with

Fuck this dude

Them@them.us · 11mo ago

Malcolm Gladwell Speaks Out Against Trans Athletes, Reversing Past Statements: "I'm Ashamed"

maybe my favorite comic i've made in a decade