natalie💚
@ribbonthing.bsky.social
Natalie (she/her), michigander, capricorn, UU, lesbian, museum enthusiast ✨✳️✴️
kitchen hack: if you're not sure if an egg is still good, drop it in a bowl of water. If it sinks, it's gone bad, if it floats it's a witch
I just looked it up out of curiosity and the shitty one bedroom 600 square foot apartment my wife and I lived in when we first moved in together (10 years ago) is now going for more than our mortgage on our 1,350 square foot home
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
I'm tired AF but still cute also my office is messy bc I'm in the midst of rearranging
I just think they'd enjoy chopping people up and being unlovable goblins together idk
natalie💚@ribbonthing.bsky.social · 3w agoianthe tridentarius and the vampire armand active the same part of my brain. they're both terrible and I think they'd be best friends
I don't understand how people get into leadership positions and develop a god complex, I became a director and all I got was the crushing weight of a community of people counting on me to make shit work
TLT tarot - the lovers with a griddlehark variant! All cards so far: chimchiri.art Any support is appreciated via Patreon <3
hey guys does anyone know if we have to experience the horrors of being alive tomorrow
family feud style "we asked your oomfs: name one of your top five most obvious fetishes"
Tried a new brush, but I don't feel like drawing so here's B'Elanna sketch #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Happy 81st Birthday, Steve Martin 🎉🎈🎂 My favorite dentist! 😂