listening to two grown men of wealth talk about pickle ball technique like that’s a real thing makes me happy I have real hobbies and infuriated that I don’t have money
sigourney weaver running a “camp” for at risk teen boys
i don't need a bank, i have holes
online shopping holds wonders no brick and mortar shop owner would have the bravery to put on display
this guy cums when he shits but doesn’t clean his ass OR doink. how gross
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
first 100 people to like or comment will get added to a group chat that we will all forget about in like 2 weeks
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
I guess this goes to show we should’ve let Jeopardy die with Trebek
treasures await if you’re willing to lookin the right places
I wish I could become famous for something incredibly mediocre like so many others before me
treasures await if you’re willing to lookin the right places
online shopping holds wonders no brick and mortar shop owner would have the bravery to put on display
a street kid I gave a pack of cigarettes to found my stolen moped before the cops and he waited nearby till I could get to where it was. when I called the cops about it they told me to just steal it back
It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
posting this image is now legally a hate crime against people in america
posting this image is now legally a hate crime against people in america
my partners mom (a speech pathologist and diagnostic specialist) told me I should just go get my autism diagnosed so they legally can’t make me be pleasant at work anymore and it’s like damn Linda I didn’t realize you’d been formulating a professional opinion can I borrow your notes
hey, you should be following fart now before he gets famous for his mad harp skillz
just a handsome fella playing some harmonica
anytime i try to indulge them just for myself I feel like I’m wasting valuable time so instead I get locked into a feedback loop of making to-do lists that I never finish while being depressed that I’m not taking opportunities for self enrichment. also my hobbies are noisy so I feel intrusive
I wish I could find fulfillment in my hobbies & talents again. with the erosion of creative online spaces, the diminishing returns of that kind of validation & the disgust I’ve developed for the concept of “content creation” posting any of it feels like an exercise in manufacturing my own depression
as a former public entertainer and addict in recovery, performing live, even just at open mics, poses its own risks. abstaining from the booze is easy, but resisting my addiction to people and attention is not and that can be just as destructive if not more
I wish I could find fulfillment in my hobbies & talents again. with the erosion of creative online spaces, the diminishing returns of that kind of validation & the disgust I’ve developed for the concept of “content creation” posting any of it feels like an exercise in manufacturing my own depression
I wish I could find fulfillment in my hobbies & talents again. with the erosion of creative online spaces, the diminishing returns of that kind of validation & the disgust I’ve developed for the concept of “content creation” posting any of it feels like an exercise in manufacturing my own depression
turning the new generation of drinkers on to the malt liquor darling Schlitz