Me over here wondering if spontaneous combustion is a feature of mass And ordering another 3 pizzas

#HubbyBaking #Cheese

If you see this post your getaway vehicle…..

Knight Rider KITT: Iconic Pontiac Trans Am

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Detritus@detritus.bsky.social · 21h ago

If you see this post your getaway vehicle…..

Oh dear a good understanding of physics & munitions & the frailty of the human form Doesn’t help with the suspension of belief needed to truly enjoy very silly films A claymore mine on a blast shield to take out the end level boss 😂🤣 Boss would be a thick mist, you wouldn’t be much better

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Two brothers go on a religious pilgrimage an ex wife & law enforcement try to get in the way

Detritus@detritus.bsky.social · yesterday

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: 2 unemployed men go on holiday to the Lake District.

I don’t normally comment post on a thing I can’t comment on But theres always a reason to break most any rule 😂 The only way that story could be more ironic We’re if he’d just finished digging a grave & pitched into it 🤷‍♂️

nicola@gleanniucha.bsky.social · yesterday

Spare a thought for Mr John Ingram, who is buried at Putney Vale cemetery John, 32, was a grave digger at Putney Vale In 1894, whilst at work, he was hit in the chest by a stray bullet from the rifle range at Wimbledon Common and died

#HubbyBaking Plumb crumble

Off to the the wizard obv 🤣

Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 4d ago

Somewhere on a golden road two legends are walking toward the gates in high heels & fishnets The dark haired one asks will they let me in? I’ve not always been squeaky clean you know! The blond links arms and says “oh honey! It’s a sure thing, he owes me a favour or two!”

🤔 CatDog❓ Is that a 66 or 99

Well fuck it y fuckity fuck

Bruce Shark@bruceshark.bsky.social · 4d ago

Goddammit. Now Tim Curry. Again, wrong 80 year old. Thanks for all of the laughs and wonder, Mr. Curry. You were splendid.

#NationalDogDay Sonny the first, best boy gone on the rainbow 2 years ago My Shadow from 4 months to 14 years

My Sex tape is Duct …

Sign said pick your own plums Not missing that chance I’ve been putting up with the ones I was born with for 58 years 🤣

#HubbyBaking #Cake #choice 1/2 @infernal-imp.bsky.social So the lovely wife hit a birthday last week & agonised over cake choice, out of carrot cake, chocolate beetroot, butterscotch or coconut lime Coconut lime won. But then she’s working sat & sun so thought it might be nice to take cake. Cake

Name a band using only emoji... 🦸‍♂️🐶🐱🦊🐼🐻🐭

Beetlemum ✌️ Lisa@beetlemum.bsky.social · last wk.

Name a band using only emoji... 🥶 🐒

#HubbyBaking up to shenanigans The lovely wife has her birthday tomorrow … well can’t let that slip

Wondering when Taxidermy is getting updated to Uberdermy

Cheesy songs? Under my mozzarella Ella Ella ey! Ey!

Got a Camembert to have with bread later So do we think 30 or 40 mins on a tray In the back garden? Wouldn’t want the rind to melt or it to catch fire 🔥

Well 32 years back this fresh faced couple got hitched Anniversaries are like a birthday for your relationship Yes it was all pink and fresh back then there was screaming & cleaning up required Now it’s a bit quieter, has some extra weight, wrinkles & a few scars It’s wiser & tougher

So obviously because it’s the UK ON THE DAY OF THE CLOSEST THING TO A PROPER ECLIPSE right here right now A fucking cloud the biggest I’veseen for 4 weeks of bear interrupted clear blue sky IS BLOCKING THE VIEW 🤷‍♂️😡🤬

If #Muppets ever do a #Marvel crossover they need to do Venominom do do be do doo Venominom do do be do Venominom do do be do doo De doo doo

Manama Muppets Sing

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Hamulet Found under benches & hedges

🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊@professorkiosk.wtf · 3w ago

mmmmm cursed hamulet

Well off to Miller & Carter on the 13th Celebrating my lovely lady putting up with me For 32 years ffs 🤷‍♂️ She deserves more than a steak dinner for that tbh 🤣

Schrödinger’s petshop Time displaced parrots And phase shifting bunnies So many cats, if you can find the right box A billion iterations of the same white mouse falling in from each quantum branchreality There might be an elephant in the room Of course

Well the lovely wife had just been on a #liquorice pilgrimage To the lovely town of #Ludlow Where in the market is a stall of such magnificent variety of liquorice confections the most rabid liquorice fiend would be sated Obviously if you don’t like liquorice don’t bother 🤣

Today’s #LifeHack When you need to return clothing, in that big grey outer plastic bag, don’t spend 20mins trying to black out the original labels with sharpie Y KNOW to stop the return returning to you Or worse try to peel them off, simply Turn the bag INSIDE OUT, pack, seal, sticker & send

Just saw a question on Reddit What’s your favourite pop tart? Wrestled for about 20 seconds before answering Sporty Spice 🤷‍♂️

Unwashed American lettuce is the new beach body summer diet

Full Roastie on the go 1pm kick off Nice bit of beef & all the trimmings Mustn’t forget the Yorkshire pudding