"Rest assured, this will only be a threat to illegal noncitizens, legal noncitizens, citizens, builders, registered nurses, five-year-olds, pedestrians, poets, journalists, pregnant people, small people, old people, ill people, and all people." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It’s ICE—We’re Rebranding and Jazz-Handing With Our Sizzling New INCEL™ G.L.O.V.E.S.
“As we’ve publicly stated, our planned $10 million-$20 million purchase of these gloves will equip our agents with ‘conductive distraction and de-escalation ...
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