RichTheRed
@richthered.bsky.social
Forest #NFFC, videos games and watching telly n stuff, post are mostly football and how much I hate Farage/Musk/Trump/any Tory, #FreePalestine
Those who hated reading out loud at school, good news, you could deffo be the White House press secretary
After my mum died I became the best one in my family, to be clear it’s a very low bar for that n I’m the best one despite being pretty awful
Audiobook available now, free mold for first 50 buyers, tho plaster of Paris n a thimble can achieve the same, only joking I’m hung me, just a coincidence that anytime anyone has seen it I’ve just come out the cold sea or I’m on drugs 🤔
SarahAndCo@sarahandco.bsky.social · last wk.@richthered.bsky.social wrote a book called “My permanently exposed penis”. It’s out now.
Sorry to those I said should follow @sarahandco.bsky.social I didn’t realise quite how awful the jokes are, is she cool? Yeah, funny? Not so much 😝
Since my mum died the number of people who would say I’m a catch has reduced dramatically
Reminder that the president of the US is basically called Fart, I feel this is not mentioned enough
I’m kinda funny n like giving some head, shame my personality doesnt make me a catch
As a kid I expected flying cars by this point in time, as an adult I know that flying cars are a stupid idea so no shock the worlds biggest twat is launching one
I honestly don’t care, 100mil is loads of money but in the grand scheme it’s not really, n I like that we have a king/queen
Prem Sikka@premnsikka.bsky.social · last wk.The core Sovereign Grant for King Charles from public purse will rise to £99.9m (from 2027/28). 93% increase from £51.8m in 2024/25. 65% higher in real terms than in 2016/17. Did your income rise at that rate? 25.3m people live below minimum income standard. We are in it all together, aren't we
No kids this weekend but I have a block of cheese so it’s chilling n farts for me
To any of my black followers I urge you to go follow @iwiri.bsky.social
Unbelievable that another reporter has fucked over Reform by having video of things they have actually said
I want my car to do many things, a flip isnt one of those things
Went to see my dealer today and he gave me a block of cheese! Not code, an actual block of cheese, result!
Started going in 87, seen us win cups, play in Europe, go down to league one, for years I’d become disinterested in football, Stevie Cooper made me fall in love with football and Forest again, for that I will love that man more than he will ever know #nffc
Tho I’m the size of half a normal adult man I still eat things that are apparently a serving size for 4 people
Update! The vacuum is taking me to court over some very serious sexual things, who’d be up for me sending all my money to them to hide it from the courts? I can have £1.32 over to you in no time
SarahAndCo@sarahandco.bsky.social · 3w agoI don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
But if you are a woman who is into freshly hoovered balls then I’m the man for you! I’m not the man for ypu in any other ways tho sadly
SarahAndCo@sarahandco.bsky.social · 3w agoI don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
Some of you may have seen the slander that @sarahandco.bsky.social is posting about me, well Ill tell you this, she is named after Sarah Ferguson aka Fergie, n not like me being naked after Cliff Richard (true story) which is obviously very cool
I don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
Alright folks, over 1000 of you follow me for some reason, well if you wanna follow an actual interesting account then go follow @sarahandco.bsky.social who is incredibly cool (don’t tell her I said that tho or she will get a big head)
@sarahandco.bsky.social so then Axe (I’ll drop the nickname if you don’t like it) what adventures to foreign lands in private planes n bodyguards you been upto?
I don’t even know what is enough punishment for city, relegation to the champ for a season not even close, league two at best, 3-5yrs transfer bans n future points deducted if/when they get back to the prem
@sensiblegeof.bsky.social @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social if any of you bump into Tarkovski can you thank him for smashing it for my FPL team!
I’ve thought it for years but not said anything because I felt I’d be mocked n hsve no support, but I feel I can be open now n say, lime trees are cunts #nffc
Must be a pisser being a United fan, consider yourselves an elite club but really been average at best for years
Reform have used Pidlington n Clacton as proof of how the whole country thinks, it’s not how I think at all so fuck Pidlington n Clacton
Other day on twitter I asked a a yank if they had kettles, after one reply about it being about diff voltage it became an argument between two ransoms who called each other retards, how very twitter