Hiroshima. I hope the artist was ok....
@fravery.bsky.social · 11h ago"Rolling Thunder II," 2026 Artist Bruce Cascia (American, b.1953) Oil on canvas
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A dysfunctional family of 5 bi/lezza girls, our amazing foster kids and 6 idiot cats! See pinned tweet for info. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU #Goth
@fravery.bsky.social · 11h agoGirlfriend Jen's had a text from her mate Lee. "Wanna come to a party with free sex, booze and drugs?" Jen: "Errr. Who's going?" Lee: "Just me and you." HAHAHA! Daft twat! 😂😂
Elissa Slater's Funny Spit Take on Big Brother
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Given the chance, RFK Jr. would totally break open a vial of military-grade plague.
My mate @mikelincs.bsky.social told me he'd like a sex robot for his birthday! 😳 So I've bought him a food blender and stuck a wig and lipstick on it! That should finish his bris! 😱🍆🤫😂😂 #ThisIsAllTrue
My mate @always-boots.bsky.social used to be in the army. He did lots of parachute jumps! 😱 He's only 5'2". I thought he'd be taller. Turns out he once had a bad landing..... #ThisIsAllTrue
Like Trump I am also upset that I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize! A few months ago I stepped inbetween a pub fight and said "Leave it @peteh198.bsky.social. He's not worth it." #ThisIsAllTrue
Dad's a twat! He's found this Post Office savings account book that an uncle set up for me when I moved to UK age 6. Notice the ONE deposit? Tight bastard! My shady dad wants 20p in used untraceable 5p coins to hand it to me. 🤫😉😆😆
HOLY SHIT! Just filled up my car. I don't do it often as I don't go far. Diesel is almost £2! I just paid £130!!! Maybe our leaders should betray Ukraine and our allies and suck Putin's cock like Trump did in a deal which will do nothing. 🤷♀️
Annie's got back. Her mum's still here. Sadly no gold 😢 Helen showed her 'gold' from her rock collection that she panned on other bank of the river. Annie was "WOW! I'll go back tomorrow!" It's iron pyrite (fools gold)! 🤦♀️ I daren't catch Annie's mums eye cos we'd have laughed like mad! 🤫😂😂😂
SarahAndCo@sarahandco.bsky.social · 15h ago13yo Annie's mum's been round for a glass of wine. We asked where Annie is. "I told her there's gold in the little river so she's gone panning for it. She was doing my head in and I wanted peace." HAHA! There's no gold in that river! Great evil mum moment there!
Of course Kash Patel wants to hand the UFC a NO-BID contract to train FBI agents. The UFC is a sports entertainment business. The FBI already trains agents in defensive tactics. And we’re supposed to believe Dana White, Trump’s buddy, runs the only organization in America qualified to do this.
Drug dealers must be rich in Paris after he visited them.
13yo Annie's mum's been round for a glass of wine. We asked where Annie is. "I told her there's gold in the little river so she's gone panning for it. She was doing my head in and I wanted peace." HAHA! There's no gold in that river! Great evil mum moment there!
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Call from Nita: "Your dads canal boat? I know you own it! I TOLD you you weren't allowed to buy a fucking boat! I'll batter the shit outta you when you get home!" I'm gonna have to crash on someone's sofa tonight! Nita scares me! 😱🤗
HUGE explosion in downstairs flat last night! I raced down. Ant And Jase were cooking and their oven door blew off and ended up in the living room, missing their daughter by inches and causing damage! Luckily no one hurt. Not their fault, manufacturers. I'll help them with their claim. #Beko
Linda, my admin person, told me off this morning! She stormed into the main office, slapped a sheet of paper down and said "I told you! Fucking sort this shit! I need coffee!" Helen turned to me: "Sez. That's Linda! How do you manage to piss off a Canadian? It's like you're Trump!" 🤷♀️🥰😆
Been to see farm tenants this morning to chat. They want permission to diversify. Me: "Turn a field into a campsite. You can do it for 60 days a year which covers main school holidays and you don't need planning permission." I saw cogs whirring.💰 They're VERY excited! 😉🤗🥳
I've just invested in a tattoo care biz! Going live in a fortnight! Any of my mates inked and want some free shit to try? DM me. UK only due to Brexit and my xenophobia....
I'm NOT saying @duncanrgraham.bsky.social is an old fucker but as a child he contracted scarlet fever in black and white! #ThisIsAllTrue
I don't know if this is good or bad news for @jillie.bsky.social given that she's currently in Crete being gangbanged by young waiters.... #ThisIsAllTrue
Seriously. 18th October is National Menopause Day. Imagine turning up to THAT coffee morning....
Harry Hill: There's Only One Way To Find Out
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Some books SHOULD be banned! Ban all books that advocate for rape, incest, slavery, murder, genocide and ethnic clensing! In other words: BAN THE BIBLE!
@mikelincs.bsky.social walks like a gorilla on its hind legs rushing for an emergency runny shit! #ThisIsAllTrue
Hitler invaded many countries to evacuate/liberate 6,000,000 Jews. Hero! Why do people give him a hard time? I know nothing about him, I'm gonna read some books! Oh fuck....!
Had beers with devout Catholics. One guys said he has 10 sons! Me: "Wow! One more and you'll have a football team!" Other guy said he has 17 daughters! Me: "Wow! One more and you'll have a golf course!" #ThisIsAllTrue