when it’s smoky outside, please just wear a fucking mask. don’t be the “hooo i’ll never wear a mask!” cunt. that shit gets in your lungs? it isn’t going to come out and can fuck you up for life. or don’t wear one and suffer, but then don’t make your suffering others problem when you have options. :)

@phelopapo.bsky.social i was gonna send you a DM, but you have them off. ☹️

i love these shorts.

we do indeed

you’re such a fuckin hypocrite.

I think we ALL have pretty penises

my friend just sent me this and i feel so attacked rn 😭😭

i’m on my „ich mach, was ich will“ hmm…type shit.

i’m going to bed. but i have one thing to say. girl, just post your fucking cock already. 🤷

i wish i could jack off all day and edge but like, i just wanna cum and be done lol. that’s too much effort

bring back CDs, DVDs, Blu-Ray, physical games. any physical media. i’m not paying $17.99 a month to have to watch 3 ads before i can start a show and have to also watch 2-3 ads in between the show, or even a song. i don’t want to have to download anything these companies can just delete on a whim.

We watched Trump's dangerous and deranged speech so you don't have to. Here are the moments you need to know about:

you can bypass bluesky's age gate with a ublock origin filter, among other methods detailed here

Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.

Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md

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Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link · 3w ago

BREAKING: U.K. reveals Bluesky will be included in the under-16 social media ban, affecting dozens of teens.

conspiracy theory: him “dying” was actually a ploy by R’s, having him killed to distract us from M**** Mc*******. why? idk. either way, a great day!

now watching: pluribus

@spiff.bsky.social haaaapppppyyyyy birthday!!!!

i agree that the whole age verification thing is bullshit. but, when people say “i don’t want to give the government my ID”…baby, your ID is GOVERNMENT ISSUED. passports, national IDs, state IDs, military IDs - these are all government issued. they can revoke it and ask for it back. whenever.

we could have such nice things.

Ross Murray@inlayterms.bsky.social · 4w ago

Switzerland put solar panels in the unused space between train tracks. They are removeable, so you can still work on the tracks. And it's working!

neue bitch incoming. i’ll be zurück. see you then. tschüss tschüss 😘

what’s your sign? ask me mine. baby, i’m a sign from god.

pride month has not been kind to me and i’ve done nothing. :( i’ve just been sick, got a stye on my left eye. i’ve had a sore throat ALL month, but there’s nothing there. it isn’t red, swollen, it just hurts. allergy meds do nothing. and now i have my second migraine with auras. 😭😭 who cursed me?

i don’t even know who this is…

PastryBoi 🥐@roughpuff.bsky.social · last mo.

oh…

oooof das ist echtttt gut 😂😂😂

Outspoken™️@out5p0ken.bsky.social · last mo.

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

if your website requires me to enter my ID information, i will simply not use your website.

what a fuckin week, what a fuckin week. make ‘em weak, get ‘em on their knees. baby, in the streets, i’m a tease, i’m a flirt. put ‘em to work, two legs high like a peace sign.

I want what they have

POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · 2mo ago

Hungarian lawmakers today passed a constitutional amendment that would ban Viktor Orbán from returning to power.

sorry i’m not active on here as much anymore. this app destroys my mental health as i’m scrolling through, so i just pop in every once in a while.

@pnwmatt.bsky.social HAAAPPPPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Я хочу ты хочешь тоже 😘

ok what the fuck is iml?