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@rinpanna.bsky.social

your local sakuatsu enthusiast, fic writer, and clown extraordinaire (she/her, 20+) ao3.org/users/rinpanna

writing ff is so funny, shit's got you googling "can you buy property in canada as a non canadian citizen" and reading articles like "Outlining the Complexities of Foreign Ownership of Canadian Real Estate"

working on another hr fic + have to cut this for pacing reasons but its funny so im putting it here (even tho i think realistically a millionaire hockey player has never thought about the cost of his bills in his life)

screencap of fan fic: At this point, they've had sex on every single feasible surface in the cottage. After years of quick hotel hook ups, it's been nice to be able to take their time and try new places and positions. But Shane's decided that he still likes fucking—hard and fast—on the bed the most. When he expressed this, Ilya had no complaints.

They've done so much laundry. The water bill this month is going to be astronomical.

I did my own discord wrapped bc I have all the privacy settings turned off so discord didn't give me one :( this is an average of 369 messages a day 🥲🥲 what's it like to be broody and mysterious I'll never know

Evidence to show that I have sent approximately 132,693 dms this year