Richard J Torres
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
Bon vivant, foodie, futbol fanatic, all around swell guy.
Had to drive through a monsoon to get to work this morning, then set in our Tuesday meeting board out of my mind. Finally got working, half 13 jobs today. Despite the rain and the meeting I’m gonna shine… That’s what diamonds do
Paul Newman holding two bottles of beer in his neighborhood, circa early 1980s.
Predictably the eagles will soon be tied with the Bears
Just applied to be a poll worker for Election Day. I know they’re planning to invalidate votes. And threaten ppl. Gonna put my Spanish skills to use and try to help the elderly. Just doing my part to try to help keep this damn country from eating itself alive.
Brutal! The Cornell rapists had to write those essays in longhand while still recovering from a slap on the wrist.
Bears coach just made a huge error. Whole game is going your way and you can go up 10 points. Instead they go for it on 4th and fail. Now all the momentum has swung to the eagles. Boy genius, my ass
NFL running ads for gamblers to do so responsibly is utterly ridiculous May as well put “just say no” stickers on bags of fentanyl
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are the best Monday Night Football announcers for decades. It would be a mistake for ESPN to not renew Aikman’s contract
Imagine being as rich as Kevin Hart and Joe Jonas and still doing commercials for betting apps that ruin the lives of thousands of people
My aging dog's favorite game is "throw stick once". The rules are simple: 1. Get the zoomies and ask me to play. 2. We run to the backyard. 3. I find a good stick and throw it. 4. He goes to stick, lays down and chews on it. 5. He forgets I exist and ignores any of my attempts to continue playing.
People Magazine is out in front of most big media on this awful story: people.com/cornell-stud...
Cornell Student Alleges Frat Members Gang-Raped Her, Only 2 Were Expelled While Others Had to Write Essays: Lawsuit
The alleged rapes occurred in October 2024.
people.com
I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
cornellsun.com
I have a lot of sneakers for a 58 year old guy, but that's due to all the dog walking. I should invest in a pair of gore tex running/walking shoes for days like this.
Tostadas with beans, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, and guacamole plated. Let’s eat. I’m starvin’, Marvin.
I just tried to use SIRI to set an alarm while I was yawning, SIRI was all……
SNL: Who Dis?
ALT: SNL: Who Dis?
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I would freaking out too 😭🐶♥️ Good morning everyone!
Why does every evanescence song make me wanna drive my truck off the highest bridge in town??
My sensors are picking up a large number of STD's, Michael. The Knight Industries teflon prophylactic is in the glove compartment.
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
Someone built the car I used to draw when I was a kid! (It's a 1970 AWS Shopper, apparently, and it's up for grabs at Anglia Car Auctions in November. Estimate of £3,500–£4,500.) #OldCarBS #WeirdCarBS
Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code
I know there is a hell of a lot going on right now. But not all of it is bad. Some is astonishingly good - like the results of this study from June. Cervical cancer is a terribly cruel thing. This might, at long last, be the beginning of the end of it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
