This is the barmiest period of test match cricket I have ever seen. Stupid cricket…

England team will be getting on the piss with Stokes tonight if they carry on like this #EngvNZ

God I miss Lineker as presenter on the football. Natural, funny and informed. #WorldCup #ITV

Stay humble eh

Would be very happy if Everton signed Hugo Bueno in the summer, great player #efc

Promising from Ferrari, Merc not as dominant as I thought they would be at such a power track. RB will be in the mix too. Could be a good season! #F1

Credit where it is due. McNeil turned into prime Pele tonight 🤣. Opposite weren’t great but he was excellent. #UTFT #COYB

Jordan Pickford! He is Dynamite 🧨 ⚽️ #UTFT #COYB

Hi everyone, please share this message about Rupert’s Rainbow a campaign to get an extremely poorly child to America. The club has got behind this and if any other blues can repost this I’d be really grateful. Thanks.

Jose Mourinho doing Jose Mourinho things. Incredible end to that game… 🤯

Well glad DCL didn’t score. Much better second half (not difficult). McNeil is not only physically slow but his reactions and football brain are awful. Great to have KDH and Jared back. What I wouldn’t give for an overlapping LB #efc #COYB #UTFT

Bonkers game of football. Buzzing for illie and Gana 👍

Fucking hell - far too invested in this Afcon final. What a hit!

Unbelievable #afcon 😳

Great win that! Everton’s new right back had a good game too 🤣 #UTFT #EFC

Keane and Grealish both numpties. More annoyed with McNeil & Myko - shockingly bad both of them #efc

Fucking hell Everton x 2

Fucking hell Everton…

Happy Fucking New Year 🤩 #UTFT #EFC

Perry Como - Christmas album is just the perfect end to an Xmas Eve evening. Merry Xmas All and 3 points on Saturday #COYB

Just not our day today - sucker punched twice. We were the better side for large spells and should have scored a couple 🤷‍♂️ #efc

It's a good day to be an Everton fan. 3-0 against Nottingham. #5 in the League. #Everton #EvertonFC

So…does KDH stay as a CM? So good at progressing the ball from the back 4 through the midfield and still gets goals? #efc

I think today was my favourite day at BMD - everything about it - from pre-match, to a great start, the fans up for it, playing great football. The Perfect Saturday. Starting to feel like home… #UTFT #COYB

Excellent by all tonight and well deserved victory. Charley was brilliant and KDH worked really hard. Jake great at CB. Love Jimmy at RB gives us so much more going forward. Hopefully we buy a RB with similar attacking qualities #UTFT #COYB

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

What a bloody rollercoaster of a night. Fantastic performance, something to build on and give confidence too. Up the fucking beautiful toffees!! #COYB #EFC

Kopites wouldn’t last a season as a blue. Got to say it’s hilarious listening to my red mates full blown meltdown at the minute. Guinness flowing and tears everywhere 🤣 #efc

First home game I’ve missed in 12 years. Buzzing we got the 3 points #utft #coyb

Should have won it at the end. But god that was a poor 2nd half. Couldn’t string two passes together. Thought Keane was excellent again. Dibling must be shite in training if McNeil is getting on in front of him. #efc #coyb