"I'm Barbera Thornhill. Barbera, with an E. I was sent here by Republicans to run their sex slave operation. Or, uhh, to stop one, I don't remember. Whichever happens first, I guess."

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · last wk.

mary mother of melted candles i don’t like body shaming but this admin is fucking TESTING me

We're finally getting the postmodern Stardust comic I've always wanted.

Malachi Ward@malachiward.bsky.social · 3w ago

In April: Dave Baker and I bring you CITIZEN: STARDUST, a bizarre reimagining of Fletcher Hanks' golden age hero. 12 issues from Oni Press!!

I used to think we were doomed because not enough people took the time to introspect, MFers out here extrospecting for the first time at age 55.

Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · last mo.

Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud

It's hard to know by definition when you're falling victim to the toupee fallacy, so I have to ask: if you had a GOOD bear suit, would it actually be possible to tell whethe

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I think I'm watching Kier Starmer have a panic attack on television

Flag of the "parent's rights" movement

This is basically what 90% of Commander discourse lately sounds like, @killgoldfish.bsky.social

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 6mo ago

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

Like I say to my son, The world is your oyster! it's a lump of rock snot but you have to eat it anyway and if you don't like it that's rude, in fact it's quite expensive and that first one wasn't free, you owe me some money now.

how it feels to make incredible posts

This kind of walkable mixed use urbanism is actually illegal in a lot of American cities

Rocko Screens@rockoscreens.bsky.social · 8mo ago

you know how dreams are

fractal carbon structure vibrating in a fatherly tone: ha ha. that's right, billy. take home as many eggs as your little ovipositor can hold. and to you at home, always remember: [comforting, wise ululation] terran rocket trucker watching this on the dashboard tv: it's really the same all over, huh

The Chinese word for "sex criminal" means both "crisis" and "opportunity"

Maytera Marble@mayteramarble.bsky.social · 11mo ago

If I pissed off the guy that wrote Marvels they'd be scraping me off train tracks That's like getting dunked on by Fred Rogers

Kurt Busiek@kurtbusiek.bsky.social · last yr.

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

And all the king's thoughts and all the king's prayers couldn't pu

Say what you will but they changed the shit out of his mind

The two weirdest things about being bipolar are how long it takes you to realize you're manic, and how much of a musical a person can write in three hours.

Rewatching High Rise (it's a flat out masterpiece) has reaffirmed my resolve that we need to make an X-Men movie that accurately depicts the Hellfire Club just so Luke Evans can play Sebastian Shaw.

Skinless guy in the corner writing a 0 in blood over the writing on the wall that says IT HAS BEEN _ DAYS WITHOUT HELL

Attn @spice8rack.bsky.social crucial new theory has dropped into the field of mill/discard

We need people writing about Magic as a game with the same depth and insight Spice and Rhystic Studies apply to the lore. Has anybody has been doing that since @killgoldfish.bsky.social stopped?

Pumpkin Spice8Rack@spice8rack.bsky.social · 3y ago

🚨New Video🚨 Spent half a year making a very normal video about Tarkir and definitely nothing else. Watch it below now! youtu.be/dAksq3bCjLY