no matter how prolific I am, the project ideas list outpaces my writing speed
the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic
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NSFW | she/they, bi/queer | fanfic writer, smut peddler & shitpost oracle | making Lash and Pocket kiss since 2024 🪢🐸 | Deadlock + whatever fandoms tickle my fancy https://linktr.ee/robocryptid
gradient and I did not compulsively write a potentially worrisome amount of smutty fanfiction only to have it misrepresented now!
why is AO3 showing only 26 Lash/Pocket fics in the filters but 32 if you actually click the tag? and why/when did it switch from “Jacob Lash/Pocket” to just “Lash/Pocket”?
why is AO3 showing only 26 Lash/Pocket fics in the filters but 32 if you actually click the tag? and why/when did it switch from “Jacob Lash/Pocket” to just “Lash/Pocket”?
the spicy take of the day is that I not only think Lash is *not* in kayfabe, I also don't think kayfabe makes a ton of sense in context, because it relies on the assumption that the Bear Pit fights are scripted performances rather than, say, boxing or MMA fights, which is imo the more apt comparison
sometimes I think about posting Deadlock character meta and then I remember I could be writing smut instead
sometimes I think about posting Deadlock character meta and then I remember I could be writing smut instead
Alright so hear me out on my pitch for a Deadlock fanfic event: It’s all Vyper, and each participant has to incorporate a randomly selected synonym for “grundle” from this list www.onelook.com/thesaurus/?s...
grundle: OneLook Thesaurus
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I have a NSFW version of THE LASH I'm on a streak of posting. #deadlock #deadlockfanart #art
I'm always saying "never joke about anything" and I never take my own advice
1) I write with others all the time, which isn’t foolproof, but it does at least mean I have several other real human people to vouch that we talked about everything from decisions to character interpretations to “why isn’t this sentence working?” 2) Ellipsus has a feature specifically to show —
All of this week--the Human Authored nonsense, the million-squid cancelled deal, the flying accusations--leads me to ask, how the hell are authors meant to prove that we haven't used AI? I see people saying "timestamped drafts" but I don't save multiple separate drafts. And what does that prove?
imagine using this mug to propose opening your currently monogamous relationship to other people
Did I ever show you guys the worst mug I’ve ever seen
hiding illicit confessions in the fine print, as one does
My toof hurts. Hurts a lot. Anyways here’s Rem redefining what fashion truly is to the so called fashion export Mina #deadlock
Lash in game so strong & can be a huge bully and has an ult that can absolutely turn/win any team fight. you can also counter him with approximately 80 different abilities and items, most pretty cheap, and render the game completely unplayable for him. perfectly suits that huge yet fragile ego tbh.
ok i lied wraith is next… i can never figure out a good background omg
trying to make more de style postcards for the event 🤔 im hoping to do calico next
i got invited to table at guildlock which is super exciting but also i’m scared bc i lowkey don’t draw so idk what i can even turn into a print LMAOO
"We braced through disaster to witness flowers, sun, and rain." #yeehan Apocalypse AU for ally_ex_ , I hope you like it, I tried my best to make the visual more convincing ;;w;; #2026-summer-gifts
if you think about it, Jacob Lash and Dolly Parton have a lot in common: glitter, huge knockers, and probably a hidden butterfly tramp stamp