mario sunshine audio edit from a while back that i forgot to post
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
I can’t believe the jokes about Dan taking the NLSS cruise into the strait was weirdly prescient
If you’re kinda annoyed by getting memed on, you either ignore it and it goes away on its own, or you lean into it and it becomes lame for others to bring up. YOU DON’T ISSUE DMCAS ON A GLORIFIED FLASH (javascript browser) GAME! DOG IS HIGHKEY MAD AF. DOG’S BRAIN METAPHORICALLY AND VISUALLY FRIED.
Mom@milph.mom · 7d agoOMG
Just one more energy drink of dubious origin this time you won’t be tired
What kind of solo activity? You really have to be specific about this because it’s easy mode since they all bathrooms
Unseen Japan@unseenjapan.com · last wk.A solo activity challenge ladder: Level 1 ramen shop → 2 coffee shop → 3 conveyor belt sushi → 4 karaoke → 5 overnight trip → 6 family restaurant → 7 yakiniku → 8 live show → 9 amusement park → 10 love hotel
bro’s about to hit the most dubious 67 you’ve ever seen
B'runi Masna-Nunh — In Mentor Hell 👑@ver-caster.etheirys.social · last wk.Pondering his orbs
I wish I had a work MacBook so I can work from the library instead of dying next to this 1500w space heater
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🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance
