when they ask you how you are and you just have to say that youre 200 OK and your not really 200 OK but you cant get into it because they would never understand
chiton is the etymological root of chitin as in beetle skin btw we be calling that shit on beetles their clothes
630 BCE autistic preistess gf who only has sex with you if youve sacrificed an animal at the temple that day
who wanna go to the theatre with me in historical garb and watch the odyssey
the issue with the chiton is technically im supposed to use a rope belt or something similar and theres a bunch of different ways to do that up for personalization that can accentuate your tits but i dont have the rope so im sad
psa: before you plug that power cable into yourself, robot girl, ensure you have adequate surge protection #ProtectWomensPorts
this is what ancient greek men wore btw please imagine a ♂️ symbol floating next to me
pov its 630 BCE and youre trying to work up the nerve to hit on the clocky autistic priestess at the temple to artemis
pov its 630 BCE and youre trying to work up the nerve to hit on the clocky autistic priestess at the temple to artemis
my body is a machine that turns 18 uninterrupted hours of screentime into a migraine
any bad bitches trying to get to get married and then cheat on their partner and get shot for it?
do i need a woman to put her fingers in my mouth or financial independance
do i need a shower, a full night's rest, a hug, a beer, or to fall in the type of love where your subjectivity melts away and you become the end of eva orange fanta
do i just do the "stay up until 7 oclock tomorrow to fix your sleep schedule (doomed to fail)" at this point
funny to go from not sewing and not getting thimbles and thinking theyre dumb to sewing at all and being confused how anyone does hand sewing without one
if you do graffiti with spray paint instead of carving that shit into the most permanent nearby surface you are a coward and will be forgotten by history with haste
22 years of life on this earth and its all somewhat objectively been kind of a waste