Watching Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star from really far away:

Andy Burnham Accepter@jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11h ago

Why's that cunt fucking up the moon

Is there a groundswell of hostility to Chris Whitty among the British public in the same way that Fauci has become a punching bag for the US right? Or would your average person read this and think ‘Chris who?’

Peter Walker@peterwalker99.bsky.social · 6d ago

I realise this is Restore Britain etc etc, but it's nonetheless pretty shocking.

This really hits the sweet spot for bad broadcast interviews by combining over-rehearsed delivery with an abysmal answer.

Ciaran@ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social · last wk.

He's genuinely a moron

‘It’s just me and the psychopaths in this cell block!’ I whine, coming so close to getting it

Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · last wk.

Probably the sex crimes. That's my guess

Hmm.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.

Why has Christopher Nolan got rid of all the sex in The Odyssey? | Zoe Williams

I like how this makes it seem like the Guardian are particularly worried about them.

Yet another Westminster elite choosing to shield his eyeballs from airborne debris this fucking *freak*

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 2w ago

"The night of the long eyelashes"

“Culture Secretary. Who wants it more?”

Sam Freedman@samfr.bsky.social · 2w ago

Rayner and Nandy in No 10.

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

Even the four people who like this half time show are defending it like this on Reddit

When are they getting back to the football

Certainly seems underpriced that Brits may encounter a Prime Minister actively involved in driving domestic policy and could like what they see.

Sam Freedman@samfr.bsky.social · 2w ago

Not that I completely disagree with the "I'm worried about Burnham" pieces but I think we've all been a bit burned by Starmer's extraordinary passivity and lack of learning curve.

Lots of people mocking this which shows that people truly have had enough of experts.

Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 3w ago

🚨 NEW: Liz Truss has predicted that Andy Burnham will cause a financial crisis

Lots of bullying QTs on this and I feel bad for him but for the greater good the world simply must bully meta glasses out of circulation.

Konrad Iturbe@konraditurbe.dev · 3w ago

The rayban meta glasses are a good product ruined by both Meta and an insufferable minority of users who should get their pair smashed into pieces. I own 2 pairs and will continue wearing them, due to the fact that I'm not a pervert creep.

He’s a genuine football fan, he knows the score, why is he playing into this by giving more fuel for the world’s most tedious articles, posts and Instagram reels

Anthony Michael Kreis@anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Nobody: James VI:

I’d also be more invested in a contest if I were popular and likely to win it.

Josiah Mortimer@josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 3w ago

Reform source in Politico today on the G. Manchester mayoralty race, taking place using the supplementary vote: “If it was first preference we’d throw the kitchen sink at the contest, but with preferential voting it’s a tough challenge" In other words, "no one wants to give us their 2nd prefs..."

“They’ve got to hold firm. They’ve got to be the wonderwall” oh SHUT UP

“Harry Kane’s asking for a penalty” yeah when isn’t he pal

Was convinced we’d concede from the retaken corner

The remaining water bottles in the Norway dugout

Americans on Reddit congratulating Norway on “a really great second quarter”

Whenever the ball is within 20 yards of an England defender

Begging for Madueke to do something, anything, on the right

Neville, Wright and particularly Keane just visibly despising the beam gag, so far this is 10/10 #EngNor

This should be this World Cup’s tagline.

Meg Linehan@meglinehan.com · 2mo ago

don’t do stupid run ups!!!!!!!!

This is very very funny.

Dan Neidle@danneidle.bsky.social · 4w ago

The other strange thing about the interview was how many times Stevenson said he was one of the world's leading experts on inequality. This is not what experts tend to do. It made me uncomfortable and suspicious.

He’s a *comedian* you say? Well this changes everything.

Spain is trying and being threatened with economic sanction. And its not like you guys will do anything until the midterms

David Rothkopf@djrothkopf.bsky.social · 4w ago

I wish just one NATO leader (or all of them) would say, "This is unacceptable. The US president has lost his mind. America come get your boy. He's broken and needs to be under a doctor's care back home." I wish someone would tell the damn truth about what's happening.

The banter timeline here is Jenrick orchestrating a coup, ousting Farage, then losing a leadership election to Tice.

The News Agents@thenewsagents.co.uk · 4w ago

"For the first time, you've been hearing internal murmurings from Reform, going, 'Well, maybe Nigel is a bit of a problem' or 'maybe Nigel isn't the right man to take us into the election'." Could Farage's by-election gamble cost him everything? @lewisgoodall.com