Toy Story 5 is the prequel to Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die
Alex Langley
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Author of Make a Nerdy Living + Geek Handbook series + Kill the Freshman. NEWEST BOOK: Spider-Man Psychology: Untangling Webs. Psychologist. Foe of bearded bees. He/him.
“Mitch McConnel’s brain dead” Yeah, we’ve known this for years
It’s amazing the kind of secrets we all managed to learn and tell others in an era before the Internet.
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
You know you’re really an adult when your body just kind of crunches for no reason while you’re walking around
“I asked an AI” Well I asked Gandalf the Grey and he said you’re a fool of a Took
Can someone tell me what this logo is from? Found at the national video game museum
Watching episode of ER from 2001. Dr. Chen & Dr. Carter are trying to diagnose an unconscious preschooler. Carter: “Could be measles.” Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?” Carter: “No, have you?” Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.” So far backwards in such a short time.
Supergirl is good! Milly Alcock’s terrific, it’s well written and well plotted, the prosthetic/cg hybrid creature effects are incredible and Jason Momoa was born to play Lobo
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NIGHTPANTHER SHAMPOO 60% OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERY TIME
Wal-Mart calls the cops on a black woman who they think stole something. In the end nothing was stolen, but the cops riddle the car with bullets as she tries to leave the parking lot. Murdering a baby. Wal-Mart is responsible. The police are responsible and justice must be served.
Gonna introduce my kid to video games starting with this. You gotta work your way up to the good stuff
As a Millennial in the same generation as Carl Sagan’s daughter, it saddens me that the world hoped for in his dedication is absolutely not here (yet)
Congratulations to Joey Tribbiani and all other Knicks fans
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I just read someone describe The Thing as “powered by the Clobberforce”
Billionaires make money by walking around and having every person they meet say yes to every stupid fucking idea that runs through their head, followed by people who actually know what the hell they’re doing trying their best to make those stupid ideas profitable.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRILLIONAIRE?!?! PEOPLE ARE DYING WHILE THE WORLD’S GREEDIEST MAN GETS CELEBRATED
With a few tweaks, Obsession could have been one of those really fucked up “romantic comedies” from the 1980s that people rediscover and write video essays about how problematic it is