Uncle Roger
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This new Carrie adaptation would be a really nice fish out of water, coming of age story about fun and friendship, but I fear it’s going to take a dark turn.
If I could redo high school knowing what I know now, I’d probably have a solid shot at being on Homecoming court.
You ever drive all the way to the gym, go inside the gym, start lifting weights at the gym, only to realize you are way too tired to be at the gym?
The main difference between me and the band Limp Bizkit is that I did almost none of it for the nookie.
Can’t believe I get to get drunk with friends again next week. What a time to be alive.
Hear me out. We let them buy everything until they combine every streaming service into one single streaming service. And then we all cancel it.
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You guys remember when Patamon digivolved into Angemon for the first time?
My favorite kind of musician is the one that sings and plays guitar or piano but also has a harmonica wrapped around their neck that they can just start blowing on whenever they want.
Finding the perfect spot to bleed out and inviting one of your friends to join you.
I’ve only seen Evil Dead Rise and Evil Dead Burn, so I have absolutely no idea what the rest of the Evil Dead lore is about. Is it all just, “Oh no, we opened the evil book, and now demons are killing us?” or do the demons actually have, like, goals?
It’s going to be baggy, but it’s not quite as oversized as I thought it would be. Up next: sleeves.
Uncle Roger@rojohen.bsky.social · 7d agoFuckin around with yarn. I can already tell this thing is going to be too big, and it’s too late to make it smaller. I’m simply going to have to gain about 70 lbs to make it fit. #crochet 🧶
So when Steve Rogers went back in time to return all the Infinity Stones to their rightful place, does that mean he had to go to Asgard and reinfect Jane with the reality stone liquid aether stuff? That seems mean.
Scientists have confirmed that you are terrible, and it’s only going to get worse.
Are people really neurodivergent, or has society simply been designed around one type of brain? Do they really need medication, or do they just need to live on another planet that doesn’t have, like, clocks and capitalism?
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
I keep applying for bartending jobs because I miss bartending, but I keep not accepting the bartending jobs because I mostly just miss bartending for my friends and regulars who live 2 hours away. I don’t have the mental capacity to learn a whole new bar or restaurant’s lore.
Hauntings are really a product of their time because imagine you’re the girl from The Ring, trapped forever inside a VHS tape in an age where nobody answers phone calls from strange numbers. Does her “You will die in 7 days” message even count if it goes straight to voicemail?
Rings: Ghost Emerging From The Well
ALT: Rings: Ghost Emerging From The Well
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Barber actually listened to me today and cut my hair the way I asked her to. A miracle.
Someone needs to invent an OTC ibuprofen that I can inject directly into the base of my skull.
Turtles all the way down implies infinite turtles, and I just don’t know if I buy that.
Fuckin around with yarn. I can already tell this thing is going to be too big, and it’s too late to make it smaller. I’m simply going to have to gain about 70 lbs to make it fit. #crochet 🧶
Push day? Pull day? Leg day? Chest day? I’m about to start doing Right Day and Left Day just to see what happens.