Rolyo Polyo

@rolyopolyo.etheirys.social

He/Him Sometimes #miqote, sometimes #viera Materia based SFW/NSFW Gposer Looking for friends and collabs

actually beginning to think that having 2-5 friends you can dm with whatever minor grievances you think of is like. vital to not becoming completely insufferable online

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · 4w ago

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes

I take zero fucking pleasure in reminding people about this every time, but Lollipop Chainsaw is currently in the hands of some absolute losers and you should not give them your money. You should, however, check out the original 360/PS3 release because it’s a lot of fun! (Source in alt text)

As with the original, the new title aims to recreate a world rich in dark
humor. The development process will prioritize staying true to the distinctive tone and spirit of the original work, without imposing excessive creative restrictions in the name of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion).

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/aftermath.site/post/3luoe2halnp27
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 3w ago

New Lollipop Chainsaw game playable at TGS 2026 www.gematsu.com/2026/09/new-...