not fit because she loves herself she’s fit because she hates you
Romie Romak
@romieromak.bsky.social
music artist, draglesque comic, meteor hammer femme fatale Romie Romak & the Turquoise Lemonade, GRYPT, RATSP nu single Ava Adore streaming now
Put on some Alf, dump a bowl of hot soup into the Amazon returns box and DEAL WITH IT
Idc about being a good girl I need you to come over and tell me my singing is great
Intoxicated with the madness ✅ I’m in love with my sadness ✅
modern society would call Beatrix Kiddo’s retribution a “crashout”
Uma Thurman Close-up
ALT: Uma Thurman Close-up
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loving guitar when none of your sweeties find guitar very cool makes for classically weird and hilarious relational dissonance
take me to the moda today let me throw a big gulp at a transphobe
my moral code is: if trans people aren’t allowed to participate, the thing is bad
why are American conservatives so terrified by the concept of walking as transportation, exactly?
I will never rep Phantom of the Paradise because Brian De Palma is my enemy
if I’m a “soft singer” that means I have universally applied consent to practice wherever at any time I like
fartstar in your bedroom like it’s poothousand and seven
it’s like art died 5ish years ago and everything produced beforehand has accruing posthumous value a novelty coffee mug, greeting card, graphic tee, etc all carry the baggage of AI suspicion Nobody trusts anybody now and we’re all very tired
can’t snap so I just crack my knuckles while pantomiming a snapping motion, utilizing slight of hand like a true magician
I wish Couch would make me a guitar strap with a sexy bear silhouette à la 00s trashcore genderswapped
when I want the boof or something passed to me I just do the Nosferatu hand move and people instinctually know what I mean .. the power of body language
I must say ‘ I’m Only Happy When it Rains ‘ by Garbage feels contextually way different in the face of climate crisis
I can feel my time knowing some people coming to a close, but with this one person I experience an overwhelming suspicion that we stand at the precipice of long/cool journey
Please, let all the naked bike ride people crash into one another
The Craft Witches Bonfire Ritual
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eating at work is not safe. It could be bone broth or a pickle or a carrot and someone here would still spoil it for me
when I destroy you and absorb your accolades
M8 Kazuma Steal Gentle Mates
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an “I bought this before cis people went crazy” sticker on an Olympics tshirt would go insanely hard
they are microneedling my face at work today
Alf's Disco Dance Moves
ALT: Alf's Disco Dance Moves
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