Put on the first episode of Reacher which reveals that, despite it being the family name, his mom apparently still calls him "Reacher" instead of, y'know, his actual first name

Had one of the blades on a plug break off and stay in the outlet and immediately had the fear in my heart because none of my fuses in the basement are labeled so i have no idea which this is

Sora and his friends going to their most mystical and fantastical world yet: Mexico

I like when dogs scratch their ear and then sniff their foot like "whoa what was IN there"

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It would be pretty cool to be eating a really big sandwich right now

I feel like an important part of a recipe book is to have an attitude of "this may seem intimidating but with practice you can do it too!" and so it's weird to flip through one that is like "if you have been told this is easy, that is wrong and you are stupid"

it's cuckery to accept the premise that too much was requested last decade when so little of it came to pass

The Woke 1 thing is dumb. What, is there DEI 1? Cultural Marxism 1? Social Justice 1? Political Correctness 1? Regular Marxism 1?

i have to say the absolute avalanche of well i guess my generation was just insanely cool and the kids are all total losers based on this one isolated reddit post on this website has been extremely funny

jon christian@jonchristian.net · 2d ago

kids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend

I'm learning about Ino Heitaro Mononoke Roku, a classic story of a young samurai haunted for 30 days and nights by yokai and I love how often the various illustrations adapted from the tale convey mundane annoyance with these supernatural intrusions rather than outright terror.

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

A nice thing about being in discords with freaks and perverts and furries and &tc is getting to see how boring and regular they are in their general daily life

Made a "i dunno what do i have in the fridge" meal so delicious im upset i will never have the constituent ingredients available again

I really like the way Paypal sends me email with a tracking link when something I ordered ships. I especially like the part where I click the link and it just shows me a QR code and says DOWNLOAD THE APP instead of showing me any actual information. Another great experience from a great company.

the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening

I'm having fun posting about the Possession remake and seeing people despair but i feel like it's also showing people like don't remember that movie. There's a shootout in the original, someone reminded me that this character is a spy in it. That movie goes crazy style at times.

i am writing a book! i’ve been talking to the creators of doom, marine doom, & america’s army, plus academics, drone experts, former military… it’s been so fascinating and i am excited to share it with you all. all that time i spent playing CS as a teen is finally paying off lol

Got to introduce Aryel to Max Payne face today and they laughed reeeaaaal good

I have a (half joking) theory that a character in the show we're watching is psychic. She just got hit by a car so Aryel is saying she's clearly not psychic but i am maintaining my position cuz cars don't got brains for a psychic person to sense *taps head*

Just a heads up you should block this bot account that quotes art and is trying to trick people into minting their art as NFTs (lol). It's run by ArtBlockchain37301 on twitter/x

Doing the kind of cooking i gotta pop my shirt off for

Coworker has been on the phone for the last hour or so about his pensions and he is very loud to the point where i could very easily steal his identity because he's just been broadcasting all his info out

It has been disappointing (if maybe a bit inevitable?) to see adult content creators adopt smart glasses for filming.

It'll be funny when this rakes in like $200 million from the freaks and weirdos and the studios start looking around like "quick what's an nc-17 film we can greenlight or rerelease"

Kate Hagen 🦂@thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 5d ago

The NC-17 stamp on a NEW one-sheet from a major studio...we are so back.

A major humanitarian crisis is unfolding in a San Juan, Puerto Rico. Hundreds of thousands of people in and around the American city are facing rolling water shutoffs brought on by an historic drought. NBC News’ George Solis reports from a well that locals are using to get their water.

Found a copy of Cosmos at a free little library and read part of it to my spouse before bed and if that isn't living the dream, I don't know what is

Sometimes you're watching highlight reel and the first clip just lets you know: yeah man not much this week might as well skip it

Jail

I’m so tired of this Not only is it trans erasure, they’re all black related too

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · last wk.

Disney has now shelved three episodes featuring storylines centered on transgender characters and gender identity. The episodes, from ‘Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur,’ ‘The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder,’ and ‘Win or Lose,’ were either cut from release or have since leaked online.