$SPCX- SPACEX PLANS INTERGALACTIC FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT USING JUPITER‘S MOONS AS BALLS.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

I recently got some glasses for working. I can see everything within 1.5 metres. I also have normal glasses and prescription sunglasses. This is too many pairs to manage. There is always at least one pair I can’t find.

I realise now that this is just a bit of bad formatting but for a moment I was wondering what P Opener was.

## Neuer Wiener Hitzerekord ## 40,1° jetzt in Stammersdorf. Eine so hohe Temperatur wurde in Wien noch nie gemessen.

Just had to speak to the bank in German. Need a drink.

The blinds are closed because of the sun so I thought I’d take the opportunity to watch Batman. Why is it so dark?

This is some fantastic oneupmanship, until you realise what it’s about.

@blimeyx.bsky.social · 5d ago

We had an episode of Panorama!

Shame that “nonce” hasn’t taken America yet. It’s much better than “pervert”.

Katie Martin@katie0martin.ft.com · 5d ago

no, YOU'RE googling 'pervert glasses' every few days just to see if the term is sticking

“Still punk as fuck” I whisper to myself as I turn the radio down before reverse parking the car.

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself while I plug in my sleep headphones, white noise machine, and turn the fan on *just-so* before bed time.

Amazon is reassuring me that customers normally keep the item I’m thinking of ordering. I can’t decide if that’s helpful or weird.

A coast made of ivory? That sounds amazing!

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6d ago

The best part is the map showed the Ivory Coast was landlocked and they didn't bat an eye.

www.bbc.com/sport/footba... Imagine how crap it will be with only 9 of the top 20 teams. Although Italy are ranked 15th, so…

Fifa World Cup: Uefa to boycott tournament if Gianni Infantino's investment plans go through

Uefa will boycott Fifa's tournaments if investment proposals from world football's governing body president Gianni Infantino go through.

bbc.com

The choice of music is magnificent.

Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 7d ago

Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized

I hope nobody ever introduces Farage to the concept of due diligence until it is far too late.

Lovely.

Roland Smith@rolandmcs.bsky.social · 7d ago

Nighty night.

Do us all a service, Tom, and stick to music.

Area Man@areamancm.bsky.social · 7d ago

“Hello! I am very clever and you are stupid.”

Stickers on fruit and veg. What’s that all about?

The next 10 days are going to be grim.

Today I finally had the opportunity to ask someone „Wo ist der Bahnhof?“ It’s only taken nine years.

There’s a snack here called Dragee Keksi. Biscuit covered in chocolate. But whenever I see an advert I just think it’s advertising hemorrhoids.

I had the misfortune of meeting an angry white man from the UK recently. Probably a bit younger than Cleese. He lives 90% of the year in Egypt and was complaining about not being able to hear English in London anymore. He wasn’t impressed when I asked how good is Arabic is.

George Monbiot@georgemonbiot.bsky.social · last wk.

Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.

They do what now?

We’re trying to find out Ron’s favourite food. We’ve got it down to crispy chicken skin or stinky cheese. We’ve don’t have Guinness foam available so we’re still not 100%

I never thought one of the things we’d miss when we left England was proper thick bleach. But we do.

Well that was a weird race. #f1 #hungariangp

I’m watching some tennis at the gym. It’s not a big tournament. The expert contributor has been introduced as “former 52nd ranked player in the world.”

Wouldn’t recommend 10 North. Food was average, cocktails over priced.

Michael Holding. Only good things can happen with him narrating.

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Russia's so big, it's hard to know what this means for context, here's the other direction:

The local endoscopy clinic.