i have eleven (11) days of paid time i must spend. Do i take half of december off?

At least Jena Friedman is on SHS this week

The actual fuck we doing? apnews.com/article/fort...

How did Wendy's manage to make a hamburger look gross?

Unreal to me that were claiming somebody is "too extreme for Kansas" in the same fucking ad showing a guy shooting another guy point blank

This good

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

There is no living being on earth more attentive than my cat when I'm on the toilet

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/

This was my bracket. I'm still live!

Question for you GLP1 takers: If you also had problems focusing/staying on tasks, did you notice it helping with that? My sleep may be worse right now, but I've been accomplishing more things at work and at home. Very very weird feeling

Bill Miller with....game feel just there?!

Why are we pretending this one was hard?

Hi do red pistachios exist still?

Soroka looks really good but the Phillies may ruin this anyway

I guess anything goes on Wikipedia now

Some of my top used emoji in discord are "ooh la la, sex", "69" and "69" but slightly different. Remove the app from my phone

Environmental Hero Makes Fossil Fuels Too Expensive for Anyone to Keep Using: tinyurl.com/yc6m5fzk

I'm ready

Looking to hire one person to randomly tell me they are coming over in an hour a few times a month so I have to clean, but then not show up. It worked today and I need to keep this up

Anyone else kind of like the smell of skunk?

Cumming inside my pants, BRB

Is the movie bad or am I cranky tonight?

This windows movie maker intro to independence day is really funny

Too cute when this happens. But now I must relaunder

Didn't know a ball could do that much damage until I saw what's left of Bregman

WoW Forever has me having fun with wow again. Like actual fun and not just doing tasks

I like drums. This is a good song for drums. The highlighted lyrics are very funny