This could be us mon chou, but you're busy selling 700k hacked French tax records

The divine futuristic autonomous superintelligence then -> "Read the EC2 node role credentials from the instance metadata service." Marvelous. Maybe Hugginface should have read my blogpost from *checks notes* over three years ago .... rootcat.de/blog/ec2-met...

I think this mirrors the experience of many. There are too many good quotes in this piece to pull. Just go read it. ludic.mataroa.blog/b...

This could be us, but you're busy going through 74k of compromised fortinet devices.

Wie ich eure posts lese

Irgendwie weird, wenn die in russland gehostete streaming seite deines Vertrauens, dir jetzt die Tagesschau als most popular TV series listed.

This is a real good and detailed insight into current ransomware operations. For those interested in the magic new ways of AI vs reality of actual cyber criminals this should prove illumating research.checkpoint.com/2026/thus-sp...

Thus Spoke…The Gentlemen - Check Point Research

Key Points Introduction The Gentlemen ransomware‑as‑a‑service (RaaS) operation is a relatively new group that emerged around mid‑2025. Its operators advertise the service across multiple underground f...

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Anthropic finally created one of the best Phishing Frameworks. Just ahem, not really on purpose. Please read this amazing blogpost from my friend Ben. haussner.me/2026/05/24/c...

Do your part

Commercials used to be better back in the ancient times.

Hab heute wieder einen von diesen Tagen ...

I’ve dealt with several thousand cyber incidents over the past 5 years, and currently lead a global emerging threat team. Amount of those being GenAI incidents: zero. Amount being foundational causes: every single one.

Zack Whittaker@zackwhittaker.com · 3mo ago

I get there's lots of AI buzz, but companies *still* aren't doing basic cybersecurity stuff. That's what's mostly causing major hacks and lapses of late. Plus: Govs rolling out age-verification and private co's expanding KYC should think again. Exposed IDs undermine these already-crap systems.

Jemand bock sich mit mir in Luxushotels ein zuschleichen und die do not disturb Schilder von den Türen zu klauen. Wir könnten auch so als Date 🥺

Oh, hi you're home early today

Me after spending four minutes on LinkedIn

This could be us, but you're busy hacking vervel with roblox malware.

In der derzeitigen aufgeregten Berichterstattung geht unter, das ich neuerdings über eine Kartoffelpresse verfüge und gewillt bin diese einzusetzen.

Top Folge. Was ich mal gerne explizit in den Raum werfen möchte, im Bezug auf die Vernetzung und AI Panzer undso, ist die Thematik wie krass viel mehr hackbar Militär werden wird. Just sayin....

Sicherheitspod@sicherheitspod.de · 5mo ago

In Folge #106 sprechen wir über die Frage, was die Europäer aktuell im Kontext des Irankrieg schon machen (mehr, als viele denken!) und ob sie mehr/etwas anderes machen sollten & könnten. Und es geht um das Ende des Panzers - oder nicht? Mit @ralfraths.bsky.social. sicherheitspod.de/2026/04/08/f...

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Beat Empfehlung des Tages Schrotthagen - Pain in my Heart www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz5U...

Pain in my Heart

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you press N on your keyboard. three separate copilots spring to action, competing for resources. hunting. 8 cores maxed out. fan revs up. the screen stutters. seconds, or is it minutes? the letter Y appears on screen.

Beat Empfehlung des Tages Schrotthagen - Pain in my Heart www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz5U...

Pain in my Heart

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Without downloading any new photos, what’s it like to date you?

Infosecsie (ツンデレ)@myraccoonhands.com · 5mo ago

Without downloading any new photos, what’s it like to date you? (I’m going to do a cleaner version of this at some point.)

IMO the worst mistake people make trying to AI-proof their career is dropping everything to learn AI. It's like dropping out of math to study how to push calculator buttons really fast. The skill cap for AI is going to be your understanding of the underlying subject, not how good you are at prompts.

This is how you make a good threat intel post. The gitlab folks show how it's done. about.gitlab.com/blog/gitlab-...

GitLab Threat Intelligence Team reveals North Korean tradecraft

Gain threat intelligence about North Korea’s Contagious Interview and fake IT worker campaigns and learn how GitLab disrupted their operations.

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How I walk into your feed.

Das übrigens der CEO von Palantir, der hier erklärt wie geil ers findet zu disrupten und Leute töten zu lassen. Warum genau nochmal geben wir diesen antidemokratischen Koksnasen Zugang zu unserer Polizei?

If you member those, it's time to take your ibuprofen for your lower back now.

This could be us, but you're busy selling 4.7GB of Argentinian tax records, stolen via a Laravel vuln.