Professor Polymer ๐ŸŽˆ

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Balloon artist | Enjoyer of rounds in tight suits | This is a strictly ๐Ÿ”ž space | 26

As the new resident inflatee, you are required by corporate to say the following phrases when puffing. *slides you a sheet containing: -โ€œI feel FUNNYโ€ -โ€œWhatโ€™s happening to me?โ€ -โ€œIโ€™m blowing up like a balloon!โ€* Failure to adhere to script will result in deflation and shrinking.