ross, but stressed for less
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once kicked a field goal in front of sixty thousand people | chili’s is the new golf course | he/him
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption
Take me out to the soccer Take me out to the pitch Buy me a beer and some fish ’n chips I don’t care if my jersey gets ripped Let me root root root for the home team If they don’t win they might tie For it’s no! goals! sometimes get scored By the soccer guys
Need to know how much Zac Brown paid CBS to have a 10 minute Survivor cameo and a March Madness promo song airing in the same week.
BREAKING: F1 to replace Bahrain Grand Prix with a NEW STREET RACE in Roku City!
ross, but with 6 beers: mockobee 100+ yds, Browne 1 pass td and 1 rush td, purdue -6.5
the greed pervading our society is a grotesque moral sickness. obviously sports are not as important as a lot of other things but it's truly sad to see.
Bill Connelly@espnbillc.bsky.social · last yr.I always assumed the Big 12 would end up being the one who invited the vampire into the house, but the Big Ten always likes to be the trendsetter...
if you don’t know a) who Barry Odom is or b) that he’s Purdue’s head coach now then this kind of looks like they made one of those “here’s what Homer Simpson would look like in real life” things but for Purdue Pete
![[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]
Corso: Gimme me that turban! I’m going with the Taliban!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mwx7hp44gqbjnxsnmwnyknb/bafkreifwwhwadkzxeb2v3ysp6l2bzno5f3hzefzsk35gxph2zzphpxwlmu)
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe
Bradford Pearson@bradfordpearson.bsky.social · last yr.Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
all of you talking about AC does make me feel better about job security
back in 2020, i moved into a giant concrete castle as some kind of bizarre performance. i intended to write about the place, and i did for a while. but i never told the ending to that story. so i just published this post about that experience.
Back to the Grand Castle Once More
A belated epilogue for my time in the world's weirdest apartment building.
grandvillain.substack.com
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
Motorsport doesn't owe you interesting races. deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/motorsport...
Master drive by the master. Crowning moment for the best driver on the continent by far.
it’s race day in indianapolis tunes check
Let Tyrese Haliburton drive the winning wienermobile to game 3
if they let me drive in the weinie 500 I would recreate duke nalon’s crash from 1949